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12-04-2006, 02:49 PM
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CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
Long story short, Im making a blues album called "CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues" (sub in real name) for use in an intentionally bad Christmas gift
I need some lyrics Im looking for some really obvious/bad blues verses Im thinking along the lines of: I aint got no house, I aint got no car, I aint got no wife, Least I have a guitar. Im really not looking for coherence, I can just mix and match stuff 
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12-04-2006, 02:56 PM
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Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
buh WAH WAH WUH
i aint got no money buh WAH WAH WUH got a hole in my shoe buh WAH WAH WUH my whole life is shttty buh WAH WAH WUH dont know what ima do buh WAH WAH WUH guess i could rob a liquor store buh WAH WAH WUH guess i could rob a bank buh WAH WAH WUH guess i could try to find a ladyyyyyyy buh WAH WAH WUH or at least some dirty skank
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12-04-2006, 02:58 PM
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Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
GOLD
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12-04-2006, 03:01 PM
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Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
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you should give oot information about the person you're giving it to...otherwise it's just generic blues crap [/ QUOTE ] I cant remember what its called, but its like that thing they did on the office where michael bought the ipod. Everyone brings a gift for a random person and you switch.
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12-04-2006, 03:07 PM
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Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
Ship it holla blues
I used to be a baller, yo I used to live on hookers and blow Da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH Said I used to be a baller babee I used to live on hookers and blow Da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH But I lost it all at the blackjack tables Now nobody wants to party with me no mo
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12-04-2006, 03:08 PM
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Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
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Ship it holla blues I used to be a baller, yo I used to live on hookers and blow Da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH Said I used to be a baller babee I used to live on hookers and blow Da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH But I lost it all at the blackjack tables Now nobody wants to party with me no mo [/ QUOTE ] not bad
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12-04-2006, 03:09 PM
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Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
buh WAH WAH WUH
my face is too ugly buh WAH WAH WUH my stomach's too fat buh WAH WAH WUH my hairline's receding buh WAH WAH WUH i smell like i just shatt buh WAH WAH WUH cant find a nice lady buh WAH WAH WUH can only find slutts buh WAH WAH WUH but i really don't mind cauuseeeeee buh WAH WAH WUH your dad still wants my nuts
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