You know you're a donk when... - Page 5

aejones · #41 10-31-2006, 03:35 AM

.. you say "c'mon best hand hold one time" when you get all in with like 66 vs AKs.

Knives_Out · #42 10-31-2006, 03:50 AM

When anytime your opponent raises you, you scream at the monitor "LOOK AT THAT HE HAS NO FEAR...OOHH MAN NO FEAR AT ALL!!!"

felson · #43 10-31-2006, 04:08 AM

you are first to act and say "i raise"

GameTheory · #44 10-31-2006, 04:16 AM

Getting it in w/ the worst of it, and when you lose say "Unreal".

Big_Jim · #45 10-31-2006, 04:18 AM

... you can count on one hand the number of times you've folded A8o PF.

felson · #46 10-31-2006, 04:18 AM

... in live poker, you try to fold for free and are stopped. then someone bets and you call.

keikiwai · #47 10-31-2006, 04:19 AM

you always call w K8o pf, because you noticed the flop is always K8x when you fold

GameTheory · #48 10-31-2006, 04:19 AM

You shake your head in disapointment as you call a raise w/ the nuts.

ceekay · #49 10-31-2006, 04:20 AM

You push AQ into a reraise on a 2345 flop thinking you'll split the pot

felson · #50 10-31-2006, 04:24 AM

... you open for $175 in a zero-blind game