You know you're a donk when...

aejones · #1 10-31-2006, 01:15 AM

Everyone know Jeff Foxworthy's "You know you're a redneck when..." jokes? Of course you do (example: You know you're a redneck if you've ever mowed your lawn and found a car, etc.).

My friend and I were discussing the possibilities of "You know you're a donk when.." jokes.

We decided BBV would make the best, so tell us when you first know a player is a donk. Our first three:

1.) You know you're a donk when you minraise preflop.

2.) You know you're a donk when you say "pot odds" after you suckout on someone to justify your garbage play.

3.) You know you're a donk when you bet 400 in a live tournament by making 8 stacks of just two chips in each stack in front of you; it takes you forever to count out chips because you're incapable of making any piles taller than two.

Continue...

ryguy2fly · #2 10-31-2006, 01:18 AM

you know you're a donk when you minraise A2s preflop then call a massive re-raise stack off onm the flop with a terrible ass backdoor draw and hit.

[censored] poker

Pasterbator · #3 10-31-2006, 01:18 AM

4) You know you're a donk when your stars name is Rigged4me and you lose $3800 in 1500 hands at 3/6. Oh, and 2900 of it was in the last 350 hands.

i run/play goot.

Victor · #4 10-31-2006, 01:19 AM

2 is awesome and likely my favorite play.

Dan87 · #5 10-31-2006, 01:21 AM

You know you're a donk when you stare people down not because you know what you're doing or what you're trying to find out, but because youve seen people on TV do it.

futuredoc85 · #6 10-31-2006, 01:22 AM

when you wear sunglasses @ the table

radioheadfan · #7 10-31-2006, 01:23 AM

5) Stack off for 100BB with JJ preflop.

-beavs- · #8 10-31-2006, 01:24 AM

you make twp cry

abarber · #9 10-31-2006, 01:25 AM

You bet a draw when someone is all-in...

Dan87 · #10 10-31-2006, 01:25 AM

sometimes i wear sunglasses as metagame to piss people off. the first ever real donkament i joined (50+ people) i wore sunglasses and someone said something to his neighbour like "look at the pro with his sunglasses" and i could see him saying it and he didnt know i was looking at him cuz i was wearing sunglasses then i took them off and i was like "i just wear them because they help me play" and he looked pissed off

tru story

now i only wear sunglasses if i donk around at 2/4 limit live capping blind preflop