Surprise! Urinalysis in the AM

[neuroman]

The THC is no problem if it's honestly only two tokes. What about before that... no smoking at all in the last 3-4 weeks? I have no idea about the opiates.

3 gallons of water would be seriously unhealthy to ingest. But basically drink as much as possible, and do NOT let them take the first piss of the morning as the sample. This is the dirtiest urine he'll have. He needs to make sure to pee at least once or twice before the test.

[Guyon]

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If he goes tomorrow, he will fail.

Calling sick is not an option...he has to do it...it's job related (i think they will be testing for the big 10 and not the 5 panel)



- Call in sick
- Order this
- Pay for the same day shipping
- Pass test

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[bemydemon]

The Xanax and Lortab are gone from his system. If the 2 tokes 5 days ago is true, that should be gone too. If he is a semi-habitual pot smoker (few times a week or more), he may be in trouble. Plenty of water should do the trick but not too much (gallons) or he risks hyponatremia which is potentially fatal.

[Guyon]

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Plenty of water should do the trick but not too much (gallons) or he risks hyponatremia which is potentially fatal.

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So can lightning strikes [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I'll be sure to mention that...the current plan is to do two gallon challenges and then one more before the test...i'll see if i can find a couple gallons of dw5 normal saline lying around lol

[edfurlong]

This will make it very clear that he was trying to beat the test. Go way lighter.

I don't know if it will change the test at all as far as being too diluted, but a multivitamin should at least give the peepee a little color.

[By-Tor]

lol @ water


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Definition of Water:

1. A clear, colorless, odorless, and tasteless liquid, H2O, essential for most plant and animal life and the most widely used of all solvents. Freezing point 0°C (32°F); boiling point 100°C (212°F); specific gravity (4°C) 1.0000; weight per gallon (15°C) 8.338 pounds (3.782 kilograms).

Question: Will drinking water help a person pass a drug test?

Introduction:

Testclear has been in the business helping people pass drug test. The seven years that we have been in business we have seen it all, and heard it all. One of the questions that come up quite frequent is: Does Drinking Water help a Person a drug Test? In this article we will look at why people think that Drinking Water will help them pass a drug test.

Background:

In the 1980s under the Reagan Administration the The Drug-Free Workplace Act of 1988 was created. It basically stipulated that if you were going to do business with the federal government you were require to drug test your employees. What the government failed to realize is that once you started performing the drug test then people would start trying to beat the drug test. In the beginning drinking lots of water was an effective for helping a person pass a drug test. We all know that urine is mostly water, so the theory behind the water was if a person drink enough water then the toxins would hardly show up in a drug test and thus allow a person to pass their drug test. The word got a around and soon everyone was passing drug test with water. So basically that is how the whole concept came about.

Now 16 years later people still believe that water is the 'holy grail' to passing a drug test. It seems like a day never goes by where we get a phone call from a person saying they failed a drug test from drinking water and they want to know what happened? In fact drinking water can kill a person, and some of our customers have reached that point of water intoxication. You can read about water intoxication from April Holladay, USA Today Science Correspondence.

Let look at this issue with a common sense perspective. Water is the most common substance on our planet. Is it sound thinking that drinking water will allow a person to pass a drug test? Athletes drinks huge amounts of water, but they fail drug tests all the time. We have to take in consideration of the labs and how sophisticated their drug testing methods are since 1988. Today, labs are measuring specific gravity, pH, creatinine levels, and temperature are determining "positive" and "negative" results more accurately than ever. Because of that you can not afford to jeopardize your career with just drinking water to pass a drug test. If I still have not convinced you read what the labs say about people who attempt to cheat a drug test by drinking water.
Conclusion:

Our company, Testclear, takes the time to research common myths about passing a drug test. We give you objective and thoughtful information pertaining to the most common drug testing myths. It is our conclusion that drinking water is not an effective means to pass a drug test. If you have any question about how we can help you effectively pass a drug test. Give Testclear a call at: 1-866-837-8253 to speak with a Drug Testing Advisor.

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Yes, water may work. Is he willing to lose his job to find out?

[Glo]

Questions:

1) why is your brother working at a place known for suprise drug tests?

2) why did he do these things knowing he works for a company that does random drug tests?

I also heard vinegar works well too... For something in this short span of time he might be screwed unless he can find a head shop that sells something like this

I chose cherry cuz cherry's favorite.

[neuroman]

By-Tor: water works, don't knock it. Why do you think most of those drug 'cleansers' have instructions like "drink six 12 ounce glasses of water prior to the test?"

Water is your #1 weapon in beating a urinalysis test. It dilutes the drugs in your system. The drug cleansers may contain maskants, but a large part (if not the entire part) is to add proteins/chemicals that make your urine appear less dilute than it actually is.

OP, seriously, not 3 gallons.

[bemydemon]

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lol @ water


[ QUOTE ]
Definition of Water:

1. A clear, colorless, odorless, and tasteless liquid, H2O, essential for most plant and animal life and the most widely used of all solvents. Freezing point 0°C (32°F); boiling point 100°C (212°F); specific gravity (4°C) 1.0000; weight per gallon (15°C) 8.338 pounds (3.782 kilograms).

Question: Will drinking water help a person pass a drug test?

Introduction:

Testclear has been in the business helping people pass drug test. The seven years that we have been in business we have seen it all, and heard it all. One of the questions that come up quite frequent is: Does Drinking Water help a Person a drug Test? In this article we will look at why people think that Drinking Water will help them pass a drug test.

Background:

In the 1980s under the Reagan Administration the The Drug-Free Workplace Act of 1988 was created. It basically stipulated that if you were going to do business with the federal government you were require to drug test your employees. What the government failed to realize is that once you started performing the drug test then people would start trying to beat the drug test. In the beginning drinking lots of water was an effective for helping a person pass a drug test. We all know that urine is mostly water, so the theory behind the water was if a person drink enough water then the toxins would hardly show up in a drug test and thus allow a person to pass their drug test. The word got a around and soon everyone was passing drug test with water. So basically that is how the whole concept came about.

Now 16 years later people still believe that water is the 'holy grail' to passing a drug test. It seems like a day never goes by where we get a phone call from a person saying they failed a drug test from drinking water and they want to know what happened? In fact drinking water can kill a person, and some of our customers have reached that point of water intoxication. You can read about water intoxication from April Holladay, USA Today Science Correspondence.

Let look at this issue with a common sense perspective. Water is the most common substance on our planet. Is it sound thinking that drinking water will allow a person to pass a drug test? Athletes drinks huge amounts of water, but they fail drug tests all the time. We have to take in consideration of the labs and how sophisticated their drug testing methods are since 1988. Today, labs are measuring specific gravity, pH, creatinine levels, and temperature are determining "positive" and "negative" results more accurately than ever. Because of that you can not afford to jeopardize your career with just drinking water to pass a drug test. If I still have not convinced you read what the labs say about people who attempt to cheat a drug test by drinking water.
Conclusion:

Our company, Testclear, takes the time to research common myths about passing a drug test. We give you objective and thoughtful information pertaining to the most common drug testing myths. It is our conclusion that drinking water is not an effective means to pass a drug test. If you have any question about how we can help you effectively pass a drug test. Give Testclear a call at: 1-866-837-8253 to speak with a Drug Testing Advisor.

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Yes, water may work. Is he willing to lose his job to find out?

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Wow, this "scientific" opinion isn't slanted at all.

[Popinjay]

The ONLY way he is going to pass this is if he either buys synthetic urine or uses someone else's clean pee. He can find a synth urine kit at a headshop (pipeshop, bongshop whatev).

CLEANERS ARE A SCAM AND DO NOT WORK. If they have ever worked for anyone it was luck. Never ever count on them.

Check out marijuana.com forums: there's a really good post about the substitution method. As well check out erowid.org for how long each drug takes to get out of your system.