Surprise! Urinalysis in the AM

Guyon · #1 10-10-2006, 01:10 AM

My brother has discovered he has a surprise mandatory urinalysis in the AM.

The following is in his system:

THC (~two tokes, 5 days removed)
Opiates (one Lortab 10mg, 2 days removed)
Xanax (2 mg, one day removed)

Best chance for success?

What if he can get to GNC beforehand?

xx44 · #2 10-10-2006, 01:13 AM

The old "jailhouse" routine. Drink a lot of water right before the test. Drink enough so that his piss is totally clear, then he should be good

Guyon · #3 10-10-2006, 01:16 AM

Suggestion:

3 gallons one hour before the test? Care to handicap a positive for me?

lmatth · #4 10-10-2006, 01:16 AM

Go to GNC get a cleaner.

Guyon · #5 10-10-2006, 01:17 AM

Assuming GNC is closed at 9AM, what do you recommend?

The pill based over several hours, synthetic urine, or the urine drops?

xx44 · #6 10-10-2006, 01:20 AM

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Suggestion:

3 gallons one hour before the test? Care to handicap a positive for me?

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lol, like 5 big glasses should do it, till hes pissing totally clear. This does work, fullproof?...doubt it. But they do the jail tests at 5 am for a reason

edfurlong · #7 10-10-2006, 01:20 AM

Whats the UA for? I'm pretty sure there are massive differences in the sensitivities from test to test. Given what he's taken I would be pretty unconcerned regardless.

Sasha Cohen · #8 10-10-2006, 01:23 AM

Isn't 3 gallons nearing overhydration level?

By-Tor · #9 10-10-2006, 01:24 AM

If he goes tomorrow, he will fail.

- Call in sick
- Order this
- Pay for the same day shipping
- Pass test

italianstang · #10 10-10-2006, 01:27 AM

Two tokes five days removed is iffy. Weed is sort of tricky.

If you are in above average physical shape, go to the gym regularly, exercise, etc., it can be out of your system in 24 hours if you drink a ton of water.

If you are a habitual stoner who smokes regularly it can take 30 days.

Thats the range, 1 day to 30 days. Many of the cleansers work VERY well.

Unfortunately you just never know...but given that its coming up drink non-stop water and cranberry juice, get a cleanser if possible, make sure to keep fingers crossed.