Quick legal/ethical/ice cream type question... - Page 5

Pudge714 · #41 09-20-2006, 09:10 AM

Ipecac or laxative so you can catch guy who's stealing your ice cream.

guids · #42 09-20-2006, 09:20 AM

Yes, Make sure you buy 2 containers of the ice cream, eat one, wash it out, write on the inside, I PUT [censored] AND LAXATIVES IN THIS!!!! So about halfway down they see it. Then put the Ice cream from the other one into the clean, written on, container.

The DaveR · #43 09-20-2006, 09:27 AM

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CMI,

If you put a sign on it that says, "Do not eat me," how are you liable?

Come on man, you need to get these [censored] good. I can't stand thieves in college dorms. WTF, like they don't have free ice cream in the dining hall? I hate these [censored] douchebags, where do you go to school? Ugggh I want to come get them myself.

NT

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NT! for Mod!!!

bulldawgblue · #44 09-20-2006, 09:32 AM

Ummm....how the hell is anyone going to know its your ice cream or follow-up note? Even if you never find out who ate the ice cream, you can be sure the culprit will sustain adequate mental trauma knowing he ate your semen.

Shajen · #45 09-20-2006, 09:35 AM

CMI:

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Vavavoom · #46 09-20-2006, 09:40 AM

I think you need to post pics of you actually doing the ice cream tub...no head shots or anything....just a visual....

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - This is gonna be a classic...

Green Kool Aid · #47 09-20-2006, 09:58 AM

this is f'ing awesome.

Pudge714 · #48 09-20-2006, 10:56 AM

Shajen,

Onitsuka · #49 09-20-2006, 11:07 AM

Buy two identical tubs of ice cream. Empty one of them

Take a polaroid of you masterbating into the empty ice cream container.

Put this polaroid at the bottom of said container then fill it with the ice cream from the other container, trying to make it look as normal as possible.

Put in fridge and wait for the screams when the person finishes it.

You could also put the pic into the container you didnt cum in as to avoid any lawsuits, although it would be hard to prove after he had eaten all the evidence.

VladKGB · #50 09-20-2006, 11:18 AM

i think the most +EV play here is to lace a container of ice cream with an addictive substance such as cocaine or heroin (not sure if it will cause an addiction thru ingestion). and just let the subject eat it. After they are finished, they should be addicted to whaetver substance that was in it, from here, u can make them your bitch and make money of them by selling them more of this special ice cream.