Quick legal/ethical/ice cream type question...

[CallMeIshmael]

I live in a dorm with a communal fridge

The fridge I have in my room cant get cold enough for like ice cream/fro yo, so I store it in the communal frige's freezer


We have been at school less than 1 month, and I have had ice cream or fro yo stolen out of the freezer 4 times already (the last time I put a note on it asking them not to steal it)

Im looking into getting a mini-freezer, though Im obviously not a fan of having to, especially since I alrady have a mini-fridge



anyway... what is the most offensive/funny substance I can mix into a container of ice cream without having to worry about legal problems / getting in trouble with the dorm?

FWIW, I have access to fish feces, which I think is a good one


(If your opinion is 'be the bigger man and dont to this' I simply dont care)

[ClassicBob]

Semen ftw?

[NT!]

You want something foul and yet also hard to spot. If I were you I would rub a few out and spread it over top of the ice cream. You could also dose it with LSD if you can get your hands on any. Whatever you do, make sure to take pictures and post them on the fridge after someone steals it.

Also, ipecac.

If it were me, I'd put it in there and stake the place out, and when someone took it I'd follow them back to their room and hit them in the head with a sock with an apple in it. APPLESAUCE BITCH!

[szw]

GHB

[TiK]

Ipecac, laxatives, sperm, be creative.

Edit: Wow, I'm late to this party. But I third the ipecac. You'll know who stole your ice cream by the trail of vomit leading from the fridge.

[edfurlong]

I'd go with some insane hot sauce, get strawberry or something and put it a layer down. You could put some food coloring in there as well to help identify the culprit.

[CallMeIshmael]

just to note, I think we need to weigh the post-steal MO


If I want to put up sign that has "HAAHHAHAHA you just ate X" then I think stuff like semen is a really bad idea since there is a decent chance I get kicked out of the dorms for that (I would argue that fish poop is A LOT less likely for this to happen)

however... if we just wanna never let them know, semen (and stuff like that) is great

[CallMeIshmael]

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I'd go with some insane hot sauce

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this would be great, but I need something that the stealer cant identify visually / by taste

[NT!]

CMI,

If you put a sign on it that says, "Do not eat me," how are you liable?

Come on man, you need to get these [censored] good. I can't stand thieves in college dorms. WTF, like they don't have free ice cream in the dining hall? I hate these [censored] douchebags, where do you go to school? Ugggh I want to come get them myself.

NT

[daryn]

gotta tell you i love nothumb's play.

also, if you put something in it, you MUST post a note that tells the theif what he ingested. how can you get in trouble? nobody even knows it's yours.