Horrible TV Commercials - Page 8

TiK · #71 07-26-2006, 12:13 AM

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The [censored] Verizon commercial with the stupid bitch cheerleader who cries about her white dress.

When her voice reaches that high, I want to reach through the screen and slowly choke the life out of her.

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I think the girl in that commercial is HILARIOUS!! I love this commercial.

"I was gonna be the only one with the white swimsuit and then she got it too!!"

"I love chewing gum"

"What? You got your head stuck in the sunroof? That's so not good."

"And he's like whatever, and I'm like Whatever and he's like Whatever..."

Maybe I just have a thing for squeaky-voiced 13 year old cheerleaders...

ajohnson16 · #72 07-26-2006, 12:16 AM

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The [censored] Verizon commercial with the stupid bitch cheerleader who cries about her white dress.

When her voice reaches that high, I want to reach through the screen and slowly choke the life out of her.

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I think the girl in that commercial is HILARIOUS!! I love this commercial.

"I was gonna be the only one with the white swimsuit and then she got it too!!"

"I love chewing gum"

"What? You got your head stuck in the sunroof? That's so not good."

"And he's like whatever, and I'm like Whatever and he's like Whatever..."

Maybe I just have a thing for squeaky-voiced 13 year old cheerleaders...

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Ah yes, it was swimsuit.

I still hope she gets cancer.

Tony_P · #73 07-26-2006, 01:25 AM

the worst ever has not been mentioned yet, it's the crystler/dodge/whatever "dr z" commercials. They make me want to blow up dealerships

wonderwes · #74 07-26-2006, 03:02 AM

The list I could make would be pages long.

First off, just about any radio commercial I hear makes me want to ram other cars.

Mcdonalds commercials are horrid (radio and TV)

Time Warner Cable. By far the worst ever. Every single one is bad. Beepbeep.com is one of the worst

The old Tom Brady Visa ads were painful to watch

The shave lotion commercial where a guy talks directly to the camera where female hands stroke his face.

any ITT tech commercial

all girls gone wild ads, when you watch TV late night they run their 30 min promos on almost every cable channel

All the singles chat lines ads with dumb as rocks models.

Any ED ads and just about any drug company ad. Vitroin, Crestor, etc etc.

dogdrool · #75 07-26-2006, 03:31 AM

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all girls gone wild ads, when you watch TV late night they run their 30 min promos on almost every cable channel

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I have never understood the attraction to girls gone wild. Basically, drunk girls showing me their [censored] doesn't do it for me. With the abundance of porn on the internet, with non-drunk girls doing much more than showing [censored], I just don't see how that's exciting.

Is it a generational thing? Like, is the market mainly old dudes who dream of seeing college kids drunk and nude?

Vehn · #76 07-26-2006, 03:39 AM

uh I've never seen a GGW video in full but I know at least most of it is hardcore lesbianism i.e. chicks eating each other out. Its not just flashing.

Anyways about 15 years ago Subway ran these really obnoxious singing ads which start with this awful chick in '80's dress singing "I don't want no burgers.. down with clowns today.." etc.

About 3 months ago I saw the same ad AGAIN! Literally 10-15 years after the first time it aired.

Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

CollegeKid · #77 07-26-2006, 04:31 AM

I don't know how widespread Cox Comunnications is, but I absolutely hate their, "it's (summer) a great time to stay inside." string of commercials.

wonderwes · #78 07-26-2006, 04:39 AM

One more to add.

The Kathy Griffen alka-selzer commercial. I think we can all agree its bad. If you see the full 30 sec version, try watching the resturant waiter in the out of focus background. He responds to what she says to the camera. Pure gold.

Tennenbaum · #79 07-26-2006, 09:02 AM

I hate them bitches from the Youplait yogurt commercials:

"It's like getting a massage good. It's like waking up w/ a hot guy good" STFU and eat your [censored] yogurt...it's not THAT good!

shakingspear · #80 07-26-2006, 10:44 AM

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The Ford commercial with Taylor from American Idol gets muted immediately and quickly. There's just nothing good about it.

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Yeah, I have to insta-mute this one too. "I get what I want, I go whe=========" I didn't want American Idol, but that guy looks like a supreme tool. If he looked like that big of a tool on the show, I have no clue how he won.

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I just can't believe how often this commercial is on. It's not shown quite as much as when it first came out, but it used to be at least once a commercial break.