Should I call this stripper?

[Hopey]

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It bears mentioning that there's no way that it hasn't been two months for her. I'm guessing that as she was soliciting you, the love juice from her last customer was still drying.

Call her if you want to bang a prostitute. Don't call her because you think she actually finds you "hot".

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You're joking, right? She's obviously hot for me.

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You're right, I was just teasing you. You're obviously just that hot.

Also, don't worry about wearing a condom. Since she hasn't had sex in a few months, she's almost certainly totally clean and diseas-free.

[OrigamiSensei]

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$1.75 for a beer at a strip club is damn cheap.

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Honestly, that's the part that had me calling BS. Troll post.