Poker Phrases You're Sick of Hearing

[TomBrooks]

There are no phrases I'm tired of hearing.

[Richter]

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"I need to be playing against people who respect my raises, not donks who call a pot-sized bet with a gutshot."

To add to another poster's list - guys at $2/$4 tables who stare you down for two minutes. Guys who talk about what a big laydown they're making, at $2/$4 tables.

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rofl

[pureklas]

Online poker: sick of seeing "nh fish" typed into the chat box by idiots who are clearly the worst player at the table.

[po-Jay-to]

"I'm just running bad."

Read: I'm a losing player and broke...but I won a tournament before and I need to risk someone elses money.

[po-Jay-to]

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"And our bubble boy for the tourney, STAN. The rest of you are in the money"

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If I had a nickel for every time I ended up on the bubble..I would have the buy-in for the $50K HORSE WSOP event. Not really.

Good post Stan!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[po-Jay-to]

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"sorry"

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"Sorry" usually means "Sorry you didn't have more chips for me to drag."

[Badboyy]

"I was buying the flush "

[Badboyy]

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"I hate jacks"

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yes

[Dromar]

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Vince Van Patton-"He's got a wired pair", and "That's what I'm talking about".

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Whoa! It's wired AND it's a pair? That's like, the nuts, dude.

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Is that three of a kind, or quads?

[Dromar]

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Not a saying, but I can't stand when a guy (again, usually young and influenced) stands up when he's all-in.......in a CASH game.


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There's nothing wrong with that if he plans on leaving if he loses. If he stands up, loses the all in hand, then sits back down and calls for more chips he's a retard.