Poker Phrases You're Sick of Hearing

[Million$$$Man]

Mine is:
"xxxx woke up (to/with) (Aces/Kings)"

We get it, there was a raise and late position has Aces or Kings, they didn't [censored] wake up to them.

[Burdzthewurd]

God Bless Chris Moneymaker!

(Never heard this live, just low-limit online donkaments, I want to tear people's fingers off when I hear this over and over, especially after getting sucked out on)

[Photoc]

QUACK QUACK!!!

[Mike Jett]

"That's poker!"

[Russ M.]

"That's why they call it gambling! Hee hee!"

[Kevmath]

"Poker community"

[Tornado69]

Basically every fukin poker phrase there is. God I just hate them all now it seems. 1 time!

[UATrewqaz]

Calling an underpair vs. 2 over cards a "coinflip" or a "race" is retarded and played out, and people always thinks it's so clever/appropriate to say.

[Dromar]

[ QUOTE ]
1 time!

[/ QUOTE ]

AAAARGH!!

[detroitplayer]

Anything having to do with the phrase "poker gods".