Smashing Bugs -- Problems?

[Trouthunter]

good point, but if your girlfriend asks you to kill a rabbit before she lets you nail her, then I'd be a little worried about sleeping in the same room as her.

[chesspain]

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i probably draw the line at something around the area of a rabbit, although id feel bad cuz theyre cuddley (but id still kill it, esp if my gf asked me to cuz f the rabbit if it gets u laid)

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You do realize that according to the book Collapse, by Jared Diamond (author of Guns, Germs and Steel), rabbits have layed so must waste to Australia's landscape that they are considered a major source of soil erosion?

[illeagle]

Don't kill spiders in your home unless they're venomous or actually have the gall to crawl on you. The spider wouldn't be in your home if there wasn't an adequate food supply, and that means you have bugs in your home. Why kill a creature that is naturally helping you get rid of the vermin in your home?

[Blarg]

Especially if she refers to your penis with pet names like "Fluffy" or "Bugs."

[RunDownHouse]

Paging Kurosh. Kurosh, please come to this thread.

[neuroman]

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bryce?

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Yeah, where did that guy go to, anyway?

I draw the line at smashing anything bigger than my thumb, because it's going to leave an ugly mess when its guts explode all over the place.

[Blarg]

Even tiny spiders leave a mess. They're juicy.

[kurosh]

Sigh, every time I read one of these threads, I die a little inside. Are you going to wait for the spider to breed? Do you know how many children they have at once?

Stop being a [censored] pussy. The spider shouldn't be doing your job for you. Plus, it is tons of fun. YOU MUST CRUSH THEM ALL