Funny girlfriend quotes

[willie]

w=me.

w= There is a new show on tv named after white people. It's called the amazing race. (followed by signature douchebag grin)

gf- And there's a new show on NBC named after you, it's called the Biggest Loser.



gah.

[KaneKungFu123]

"me: I'd probably get hit on, you know gay dudes dig the 'fro."

did you just admit to saying this?

[cdxx]

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Ex Girlfriend...

Me: We're going to Vegas this weekend...what are you gonna do while I play poker?
Her: Roulette, I read that board b/c it helps me
Me: Really? If the ball lands on black 99 times in a row, what are the chances its gonna land on black the 100th time?
Her: 99%?

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probably more like 100%. what f'n roulette board lands black 99 times in a row?

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if your roulette wheel never lands on black 99 times in a row, it's not truly random.

p.s. to make this post worthwhile.

after i made her do her own damn russian homework, since we were both russian. she threw a fit, but still did it.

gf : if you think i learned anything by doing it myself, you are wrong.

me : WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I AM NOT DOING YOUR WORK THAT SHOULD BE BUTT EASY!!! GET THE F*** OUT OF MY HOUSE!

gf : i am sorry. how about a [censored]?

[d-baggery]

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if your roulette wheel never lands on black 99 times in a row, it's not truly random.

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[Madtown]

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Ex Girlfriend...

Me: We're going to Vegas this weekend...what are you gonna do while I play poker?
Her: Roulette, I read that board b/c it helps me
Me: Really? If the ball lands on black 99 times in a row, what are the chances its gonna land on black the 100th time?
Her: 99%?

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probably more like 100%. what f'n roulette board lands black 99 times in a row?

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if your roulette wheel never lands on black 99 times in a row, it's not truly random.

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If a roulette wheel lands on black 99 times in a row, it is somewhat more likely that the calibration is off somewhere.

If you were going to bet black or red anyway, you should bet on black simply for that reason -- after all, if it's just a rare 99-black run on a correctly calibrated wheel, your odds betting on red or black are the same. I know Sklansky talks about this in one of his books, essentially saying that the idiot bets on black "because it's on fire" or red "because it's due," the mathematician bets on either one "because the odds are the same regardless of previous events" and the gambler bets on black "because the wheel is probably rigged."

There's also another reason to bet on black:

[surfinillini]

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fter all, if it's just a rare 99-black run on a correctly calibrated wheel, your odds betting on red or black are the same

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this is what obviously made me laugh at her...considering every spin is theoretically independent of the previous ones

we can substitute roullette for coin flipping if you want to make it simpler...

[His Boy Elroy]

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Here's mine, she's adorable [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Elisa* says: I'll be over at 9, I can't believe my boyfriend still isn't on to us.. He just bought me a cute new pair of glasses, what a moron.

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Ouch! Is there a story to this?

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haha

[Tony_P]

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fter all, if it's just a rare 99-black run on a correctly calibrated wheel, your odds betting on red or black are the same

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this is what obviously made me laugh at her...considering every spin is theoretically independent of the previous ones

we can substitute roullette for coin flipping if you want to make it simpler...

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It's the same thing. If a coin lands on tails 99 times in a row it is likely not a fair coin.

[diddle]

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fter all, if it's just a rare 99-black run on a correctly calibrated wheel, your odds betting on red or black are the same

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this is what obviously made me laugh at her...considering every spin is theoretically independent of the previous ones

we can substitute roullette for coin flipping if you want to make it simpler...

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It's the same thing. If a coin lands on tails 99 times in a row it is likely not a fair coin.

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What if both sides are tails?

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What if both sides are tails?

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you just blew my mind