Funny girlfriend quotes

[Dadswell]

Here is a good one mine just sent me

Elisa* says: can you send me the pic of the pornstar who looks like me

Elisa* says: i want to see what style her glasses are

[miajag]

which pornstar?

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I can't figure out if this is a brag post because OP thinks his GF looks like a porn star, or an anti-brag post because OP thinks his GF isn't funny. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[4_2_it]

My wife (GF at time) --- In college (University of South Florida) she is introduced to a foreign exchange student from the UK. The first words out of her mouth are, "Did you have trouble learning English before coming over here?"

[Full Metal]

Here's mine, she's adorable [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Elisa* says: I'll be over at 9, I can't believe my boyfriend still isn't on to us.. He just bought me a cute new pair of glasses, what a moron.

[Dadswell]

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which pornstar?

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I knew that would be coming

[Dadswell]

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I can't figure out if this is a brag post because OP thinks his GF looks like a porn star, or an anti-brag post because OP thinks his GF isn't funny. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Not a brag at all, it isn't the insane hot pornstar. I laughed pretty hard when she sent that is all.

Also I just checked from a few days ago. She kinda wanted to learn to play poker a bit so she is messing around at the micros on stars.

Elisa says: man these people are pussies
Elisa says: everyone just checks

[bisonbison]

Her: "6 inches, isn't that kind of small?"
Me: "How big do you think I am?
Her: "8? 9?"
Me: "phew"

[surfinillini]

Ex Girlfriend...

Me: We're going to Vegas this weekend...what are you gonna do while I play poker?
Her: Roulette, I read that board b/c it helps me
Me: Really? If the ball lands on black 99 times in a row, what are the chances its gonna land on black the 100th time?
Her: 99%?

[AMT]

two:

me: so are you going to come with me to the new years party this year?
ex gf: when is it?

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ex gf (after i didnt put it in her mouth when i finished, and it got on her face): if you ever miss the mouth again, im going to tear your balls off and shove them up your ass.


....we broke up soon after [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]