Give me a comeback for this douche-cookie.

[bisonbison]

"I keep trying to quit, but it's the only way I can make it through another day. Help me." Then follow him to his car.

[daryn]

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"Nice shorts dude"

Then get in your car and drive away

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i like this line. a lot.

[Dominic]

what's the point? it's too late now, right?

[molokoman]

"If you plan on having sex with that tonight" point exaggeratingly at his woman "you're the one who is in need of beer."
Get in your convertible Camaro, blast some Leppard, and peel out.

[GeniusToad]

[ QUOTE ]

-12er of Fat Tire


[/ QUOTE ]

he ain't all bad.

[GambleGamble]

[ QUOTE ]
"it's not for me, it's for your mom."

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[Tron]

[ QUOTE ]
what's the point? it's too late now, right?

[/ QUOTE ]

Interesting discussion?

[tdarko]

Look down at his shorts and say, "nice moose knuckle..."

[Dominic]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
what's the point? it's too late now, right?

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Interesting discussion?

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come on. is it really that interesting of a discussion? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[El Ishmael]

"It has a lot of potassium."