Give me a comeback for this douche-cookie.

[Jihad]

Walking around in Von's Supermarket today in clothes that make it obvious I just got back from the gym. I pass, about 3 times, a guy wearing regular gym shorts about mid-thigh length and a dull pink (I say "dull" because if I said just "pink" you would likely go straight to "hot pink" put this was not THAT pink) tank-top, and he also has bleach blonde hair. It is also obvious that he has just gotten back from the gym, and he is relatively muscular. Definetely in shape, leaner than me, but smaller.

He keeps looking at me as we pass, and I automatically take him for a fheyghala. I checkout with these items:

-Snow Peas
-3 bottles of wine
-12er of Fat Tire

While walking to my car I see him again. This time, he's holding hands with a 30-something chick, and it is apparent that he is not a ghey. His car is parked right next to mine, and we approach at the same to our vehicles. He whispers something to his girl while looking at me and I'm suddenly very intrigued.

Him: "Did you just get back from the gym?"
Me: "Yes, sir."
Him: "Big day?"
Me: "Huh? No not really."
Him: **Very condescending tone** "Well you know, you really shouldn't be drinking beer, it doesn't help anything you've done today."

Me: "......"

I thought that this presented several opportunities to brighten my day by humiliating a stranger. Since I'm pretty much a complete azzhole if it means I'll get enjoyment out of it, I went with something very demeaning. Anybody got anything funny? If your answer is "move on, that's immature," don't bother, I decided to step down a couple levels with this one.

[bisonbison]

"it's not for me, it's for my kids."

[daryn]

man, that bison has a sick wit.

[By-Tor]

Mouth "9:00 right?" to his girl

[11t]

"Nice shorts dude"

Then get in your car and drive away

[guids]

Dont be a hypocrite dude, you obviously were drunk when you decided to get in a relationship with that pig (point at his gf).



Whip out the Conan sword and cut his arm off.

[PokerBob]

Him: **Very condescending tone** "Well you know, you really shouldn't be drinking beer, it doesn't help anything you've done today."

Me: It makes it much easier to [censored] my wife/girlfriend if I'm drunk.

[El Diablo]

J,

I assume you just kicked his ass?

[GeniusToad]

"I'm sorry, but... are you hitting on me?"

[GambleGamble]

"well its the only way I can make myself bang your girl"