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Old 05-12-2006, 05:33 PM
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You ever see the movie ghostbusters? Extinction of everything as we know it, my ass.




Then cross the streams.
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:36 PM
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So I went to the bars and got plastered, for under $15 I might add with buying food, burrito loco in dinkytown pretty good deals, $1 beers and $3 long islands. Back to the story, as I was walking to take a piss at Jimmy John's I see from across the hallway these two girls waiting to take use the girl's bathroom. I gave her some look (probably a moron look, I was pretty trashed) in which she sees me going to the guy's bathroom (single bathrooms with lock) and tries some flirty [censored] to get me to let her go in. Anyway, I get in before her, but before I have a chance to whip it out she is already has her pants down and is taking a piss. Also, there is this girl's reasonably cute friend with her. I felt I was unprepared for the situation.

What is your line??

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I was at loco last night. If you want to get trashed cheap, dinkytown is a great place to do it. Loco had $2 rails and $3 long islands and library had $1.50 rails, $2 domestics.

Plus Blarney's always has $1.50 Pabst tall boys.



One more question, was the girl who did this (or her friend) kinda skinny, wearing a lot of makeup and glitter? Specifically blue eye shadow?
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:37 PM
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One more question, was the girl who did this (or her friend) kinda skinny, wearing a lot of makeup and glitter? Specifically blue eye shadow?

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Your girlfriend? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:41 PM
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One more question, was the girl who did this (or her friend) kinda skinny, wearing a lot of makeup and glitter? Specifically blue eye shadow?

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Your girlfriend? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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id pay $$$ to hear that story.
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:42 PM
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"They teach you this at ettiquette school?"
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:46 PM
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One more question, was the girl who did this (or her friend) kinda skinny, wearing a lot of makeup and glitter? Specifically blue eye shadow?

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Your girlfriend? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Nope, just sounds like something a girl I know would do. Also its very likely her and her friend were drinking in dinkytown because they do like 3-4 nights a week.
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:47 PM
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"Suck me beautiful"

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Old 05-12-2006, 07:45 PM
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One more question, was the girl who did this (or her friend) kinda skinny, wearing a lot of makeup and glitter? Specifically blue eye shadow?

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Your girlfriend? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Nope, just sounds like something a girl I know would do. Also its very likely her and her friend were drinking in dinkytown because they do like 3-4 nights a week.

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maybe, I was pretty plastered. She was wearing teal underwear, both skinny for girls from the U. Her friend was a brunette I think, she was better looking than her other friend and perhaps shorter. I pretty sure the pisser did not have brown hair. Helps?
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Old 05-12-2006, 08:24 PM
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challenge her to a heads up no limit duel.
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Old 05-12-2006, 08:43 PM
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what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

probably rates to get farther than many more "hip" lines
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