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Old 05-12-2006, 05:19 PM
Yossalah Yossalah is offline
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Default I needed a good one liner

So I went to the bars and got plastered, for under $15 I might add with buying food, burrito loco in dinkytown pretty good deals, $1 beers and $3 long islands. Back to the story, as I was walking to take a piss at Jimmy John's I see from across the hallway these two girls waiting to take use the girl's bathroom. I gave her some look (probably a moron look, I was pretty trashed) in which she sees me going to the guy's bathroom (single bathrooms with lock) and tries some flirty [censored] to get me to let her go in. Anyway, I get in before her, but before I have a chance to whip it out she is already has her pants down and is taking a piss. Also, there is this girl's reasonably cute friend with her. I felt I was unprepared for the situation.

What is your line??
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:20 PM
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Default Re: I needed a good liner

2 hole
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:20 PM
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Just whip it out.
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:24 PM
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Default Re: I needed a good one liner

wanna cross streams?
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:28 PM
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Just whip it out.

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I thought about it, couldn't get the blood flowing quick enough [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:28 PM
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Default Re: I needed a good one liner

IF there out of TP can I use my tongue
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:29 PM
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Default Re: I needed a good one liner

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wanna cross streams?

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the correct question is "sword fight?"
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:31 PM
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"I'll let you touch mine if I can touch yours [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]"
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:33 PM
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"I don't get no respect...no respect at all..."
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:33 PM
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"While you're down there..."
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