Funniest Simpsons line ever

[theben]

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I think Ralph needs to win.

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Agreed. Ralph has some of of the best lines.


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"i bent my wookie"

"my cats name is mittens"

"my cats breath smells like cat food"

"it tastes like . . . burning"

[Canard]

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

[chicken10der]

IMO, Ralph is the most over-rated character on the show. I've never found any of his 'classic' lines to be that funny. Some of them might get a little laugh out of me the first time, but none of them have ever had me rolling like a lot of others have.

[dizong]

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I have the winner already...I want to know what you think is the funniest Simpsons line ever.

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What is the winner?

Anyway, we are starting to run into some repeats but I don't think these have been posted:

Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.

[gorie]

i didn't read the thread but one of my favorites is when homer says

"I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold ...... and eaten."

i like to tell my bf his food is getting all cold and eaten when he is being slow coming to eat

[fullhousedraw]

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IMO, Ralph is the most over-rated character on the show. I've never found any of his 'classic' lines to be that funny. Some of them might get a little laugh out of me the first time, but none of them have ever had me rolling like a lot of others have.

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Agreed completely.

[gojacketz]

Wrong again liberal media...

[dizong]

Homer: Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! [time elapses] So I says yeah, if you want that money come and find it, cuz I don't know where it is you baloney! You make me wanna wretch!

[gojacketz]

Another of my faves:

Marge : This is terrible! How will the kids get home?
Homer : I dunno. The Internet?

Gojacketz

[lastsamurai]

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