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#11
05-10-2006, 07:03 PM
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Re: POLL -- Funniest Simpsons Line
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I whittled it down to 12...please pick your favorite. Refer to previous thread for context and more info. [/ QUOTE ] Your 12 choices, with maybe one exception, are not even close to the top 12 simpsons lines of all time. 
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#12
05-10-2006, 07:04 PM
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Re: POLL -- Funniest Simpsons Line
There is no way to have a poll for the funniest line of all time. This should just be seen as a "of these 12, which do you think is the funniest" poll.
VOTE PORNOGRAPHY STORE!!! Homer wrecks his car after getting drunk at Moe's and is explaining it to an insurance agent. Agent: And this Moe's - is this some sort of business? Homer's brain: Don't say you were at a bar, don't say you were at a bar. Ohh..but what else is open at night? Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. Homer's brain (sarcastically): Bra-vo (slow hand-clapping)
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#14
05-10-2006, 07:07 PM
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Re: POLL -- Funniest Simpsons Line
Yeah OP this is pretty bad. Pinchy? Come on.
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#15
05-10-2006, 07:10 PM
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Re: POLL -- Funniest Simpsons Line
The Pinchy line kills me every time.
I have time tonight. Should we make a 32/64-line elimination tournament? Keep posting the good ones and I'll try something.
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#16
05-10-2006, 07:52 PM
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Re: POLL -- Funniest Simpsons Line
I don't think there's any way to turn this into a poll. I like the original thread with everyone just posting their favorites.
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#17
05-10-2006, 08:08 PM
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Re: POLL -- Funniest Simpsons Line
I make a case for this gem from the Cape Fear Episode:
Witness Protection Agent: "When I say 'Hello Mr. Thompson' and step on your foot, you nod your head" Homer: "Got it" Witness Protection Agent "HELLO MR THOMPSON" Homer, whispering to the other agent "I think he's talking to you"
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#19
05-10-2006, 08:15 PM
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Re: POLL -- Funniest Simpsons Line
Weaksauce
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#20
05-10-2006, 08:19 PM
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Re: POLL -- Funniest Simpsons Line
There are so many, some of my favorites:
Does whisky count as beer? Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV, you can see the bind I'm in... Being eaten by crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender. If he's so smart, how come he's dead? Homer : Kids, Kids! I'm not gonna die! That only happens to bad people! Bart : What about Abraham Lincoln? Homer : Err ... He sold poisoned milk to school children. Marge : This is terrible! How will the kids get home? Homer : I dunno. The Internet? It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day [leaves a video tape for Marge] - Marge, if you are watching this, that means I've got this camera working. I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown Wrong again liberal media. Goldmine of Homer quotes here: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Simpsons Gojacketz
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