POLL -- Funniest Simpsons Line

[ChuckyB]

I whittled it down to 12...please pick your favorite. Refer to previous thread for context and more info.

[SBR]

You're missing way too many great ones. If you're going to do it, do it right.

[CallMeIshmael]

of the options, its: It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography."

[econophile]

You should have asked Jebus to save this poll.

[Khaos4k]

This was really tough. Until I saw the last option. Definetly the hardest I have ever laughed during a simpsons episode. Hartman's delivery on it is absolutely perfect.

[LionelHutz00]

it would be possible to make this into a real, accurate poll. but it would take a lot of work. it would require a massive nomination round, and then maybe have a poll to determine the best line from each season, and then have a single elimination tournament between the season winners.

[HedonismBot]

What about when the kitchen is burning and Principal Skinner doesn't want Superintendant Chalmers to come in?

SC: Good Lord, what's happening in there?
PS: Oh that's just, um, aurora borealis.
SC: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
PS: Yes.
SC: May I see it?
PS: No.

[GambleGamble]

How is "What is your first name" not on here.....

[Foucault]

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This was really tough. Until I saw the last option. Definetly the hardest I have ever laughed during a simpsons episode. Hartman's delivery on it is absolutely perfect.

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Concur.

And who the hell voted for Pinchy? Lame 'new Simpsons' humor.

[PokerAmateur4]

What Hutz said.

Additionaly, the funniest I can think of is:
Smokey Bear: Only who can prevent forest fires?
Bart: (Presses "You")
Smokey Bear: You selected "You", refering to me, the correct answer, is "You".
Bart: (Kicks Smokey Bear and groans)