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Re: Funniest Simpsons line ever
The one I think I laughed the hardest to
Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines... large box of condoms... a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas. Ehhh... make it two. also, Ranier Wolfcastle as a kid in an ad... My bratwurst has a first name its F-R-I-T-Z my bratwurst has a second name its S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N is it sad I didn't have to look up the name? |
#142
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Lisa (on why Maggie doesn't talk): Remember, 'tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. [/ QUOTE ] I just want to make sure you are aware that Lisa Simpson is not the first person to use this quote. |
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Halloween episode where the family turns into vampires:
Lisa: You have to kill the head vampire (to kill all the vampires) Grandpa (while holding a wooden stake): Kill the boy (bart)!! (Lisa: How did you know Bart was a vampire? Grandpa: Bart's a vampire?!!? (runs off screaming) |
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A good one I haven't seen here yet. That's not America! That's not even Mexico! [/ QUOTE ] That is a GREAT one. My other favorites: when Homer buys a gun and carries it around shooting stuff: "I feel so powerful, like how God must feel when he's holding a gun" and Chief Wiggum "it's a good thing you guys floated by this brothel" with the police guys all standing around in robes. Classic. |
#145
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Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! |
#146
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Apu: "Please do not offer my god a peanut"
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#147
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Mr. Burns: "I wonder if this Homer Nixon is of any relation?"
Smithers: I find that highly unlikely sir since they both spell and pronounce their names differently" Mr. Burns: "B'ah! Schedule a game and I'll ask him myself" and also (from the clown college episode) "Oh my God I'm seeing double!... 4 Krustys!" |
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[ QUOTE ] Lisa (on why Maggie doesn't talk): Remember, 'tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. [/ QUOTE ] I just want to make sure you are aware that Lisa Simpson is not the first person to use this quote. [/ QUOTE ] What's your point? That was just the set-up for the funny part. |
#149
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Lisa (on why Maggie doesn't talk): Remember, 'tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. [/ QUOTE ] I just want to make sure you are aware that Lisa Simpson is not the first person to use this quote. [/ QUOTE ] What's your point? That was just the set-up for the funny part. [/ QUOTE ] Touche. I need to improve my reading/Simpsons comprehension skills. |
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Re: Funniest Simpsons line ever
This one is much better with the full exchange:
[ QUOTE ] Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? [/ QUOTE ] Marge: That's because you were drunk! Homer: And how... |
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