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Forum: BBV4Life 03-27-2007, 03:59 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 134
Posted By MTUCache
Re: iPot\'s thread

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didn't know if they would be down for it, and didn't feel like putting much effort into it. and by the time i was thinking about it, my friend was already on his way to hooking up with...
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-27-2007, 03:49 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 33
Posted By MTUCache
Re: Rate these movie comedies

lol... poll results up to this point aren't promising.

At least you'll get the "nobodies ever seen them" part right (except for The Whole 9 Yards). I don't know about the "funniest" part.

As...
Forum: BBV4Life 03-27-2007, 03:39 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 134
Posted By MTUCache
Re: iPot\'s thread

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Just because we [censored], doesn't mean we're in a relationship

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You have sex with her.

You don't have sex with anyone else.

Yes. Yes my son. You are in a...
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-27-2007, 03:26 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 191
Posted By MTUCache
Re: Definitive 200 Albums

Two Hundred albums... and only one of them is by the Who.

Obviously this is a travesty of infinite proportions.
Forum: BBV4Life 03-27-2007, 01:11 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 122
Posted By MTUCache
Re: When I am a real balla I will smoke these for breakfast

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i bought robusto's in Cuba. My dad bought Churchill. I'll take the cohibas over the churchills anyday (although the churchills are amazing).

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It's pretty rare to find...
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-27-2007, 12:37 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 205
Posted By MTUCache
Re: Hot Indian Girls

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Unfortunately, like latino women, they are also 99% likely to be completely bat [censored] crazy.

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Um, you mean like any woman?

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Forum: Other Other Topics 03-27-2007, 12:11 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 205
Posted By MTUCache
Re: Hot Indian Girls

(all work-safe)

http://media.santabanta.com/gal/mi2006/contestants/neha%20kapur1.jpg
Neha Kapur

http://missindia.com/2002/india/neha/s3.jpg
Neha Dhupia
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Forum: BBV4Life 03-27-2007, 12:03 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 104
Posted By MTUCache
Re: impossible choice

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I WIN!

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New Custom Title?

"Waffle Iron Voter" ????

This needs to happen. You sir, are officially a balla.
Forum: BBV4Life 03-27-2007, 11:11 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 104
Posted By MTUCache
Re: impossible choice

Immediate balla status to whoever gets the first vote on this poll.

And it better be for the freaking waffle iron. Or Else.
Forum: BBV4Life 03-27-2007, 11:09 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 165
Posted By MTUCache
Re: WHAT IT DO _________!!!!!

What it do Wusthof Trident Knives? What it do?

I dunno... just doesn't have the same ring as the George Foreman.
Forum: BBV4Life 03-27-2007, 11:05 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 122
Posted By MTUCache
Re: When I am a real balla I will smoke these for breakfast

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Kindly go and stick your 15k cigars up your urethra (just so you get high, you understand)

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Maybe you didn't read correctly... an entire bottle of Louis XIII cognac. Yes....
Forum: BBV4Life 03-26-2007, 11:48 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 122
Posted By MTUCache
Re: When I am a real balla I will smoke these for breakfast

True ballas? They wouldn't touch these.

Google "Gurkha His Majesty's Reserve" FTW.

$15k per box... makes these look like Qtips.
Forum: EDF 03-26-2007, 11:58 AM
Replies: 220
Poll: Cigar Thread
Views: 3,562
Posted By MTUCache
Re: Cigar Thread

$150: On one person? You've got an almost infinite amount of choices here, assuming you're just going to get a box of something. Otherwise, I'd get a top end cigar ($20-30) for him and a cheaper box....
Forum: Student Life 03-26-2007, 11:41 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 255
Posted By MTUCache
Re: Literal Inability to do Work Sooner than the Night Before it\'s Due

Welcome to the world of 90% of 2p2ers.

Smart kids, lots of common sense, plenty of book-smarts, but not willing to do more than they need to in order to get by.

This was me, as well as just...
Forum: Home Poker 03-26-2007, 11:26 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 76
Posted By MTUCache
Re: Creative ways of finding home games?

"creative" ways?

As in like using construction paper to make a big sign to put in front of your house?
Or using origami to find a local home game?
Or paper mache a big animal and paint something...
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-26-2007, 12:00 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 456
Posted By MTUCache
Re: idiots in my condo think golddigger is an ethnic slur

lol... Kayne West only dates Jewish chicks? That song makes so much more sense now. Or is that cents?

Seriously, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read.
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-25-2007, 01:00 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 180
Posted By MTUCache
Re: Best ways to borrow cash?

Seriously? The week after I got laid off last year I had already gone on probably 15 different interviews, in about six different states.

I think I got a total of two unemployment checks from the...
Forum: BBV4Life 03-24-2007, 08:13 PM
Replies: 900
Views: 4,482
Posted By MTUCache
Re: QUICK THINKING, WHAT WE DO BBV?????

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lol... I <3 MBBQ.

Plus VNH not going to Somerset instead of Lakeside. Somerset sucks.

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somerset has a lot more rich, stuck-up, biatchy hs girls who's father...
Forum: BBV4Life 03-24-2007, 08:06 PM
Replies: 900
Views: 4,482
Posted By MTUCache
Re: QUICK THINKING, WHAT WE DO BBV?????

lol... I <3 MBBQ.

Plus VNH not going to Somerset instead of Lakeside. Somerset sucks.
Forum: BBV4Life 03-23-2007, 05:47 PM
Replies: 900
Views: 4,482
Posted By MTUCache
Re: QUICK THINKING, WHAT WE DO BBV?????

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amazing post.

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Thank you, thank you... I try.

Was considering expanding on this story, but figured maybe it should be it's own topic. Also, I don't think I'm earning...
Forum: BBV4Life 03-23-2007, 05:44 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 52
Posted By MTUCache
Re: Grandma Brag?

Thinly veiled BEAT.

She's just reminding you that the guy in this picture is getting a piece of Jenny McCarthy, and you never will.

My life sucks again. Thanks grandma.
Forum: BBV4Life 03-23-2007, 05:39 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 197
Posted By MTUCache
Re: Brag - GF got a 6K loan

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I hope she is able to find happiness through larger boobies.

I just know if I was an unmarried 20-y.o. with a baby I could find better things to do with $6k.

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Forum: BBV4Life 03-23-2007, 05:00 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 209
Posted By MTUCache
Re: Open Suggestions for next eating challenge

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I told you... "Harold & Kumar White Castle Challenge" FTW.

30 Sliders, 6 Large Fries, and 5 Cherry (or Diet) Cokes



If you don't do this, you will never be a legend....
Forum: BBV4Life 03-23-2007, 04:31 PM
Replies: 900
Views: 4,482
Posted By MTUCache
Re: QUICK THINKING, WHAT WE DO BBV?????

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I'd like to hear this story from the hat's POV.

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So my owner meets this chick, right? And she decides she's going to totally trainwreck his life, ducy?

Step one is to...
Forum: BBV4Life 03-23-2007, 04:11 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 197
Posted By MTUCache
Re: Brag - GF got a 6K loan

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LOL my gf's only 20.

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BEAT!!!!111!!1!!!!: 20 and has a kid....

Brag: She'll have nice tatas well into her 30s now.

Variance: You probably only have a 10% chance of...
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