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Forum: Other Other Topics 05-14-2006, 12:01 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 121
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Wisdom from the movies

The Lord loves a working man and don't turst whitey
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-13-2006, 02:13 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 164
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Table for 6: 5 fantasy dinner guests

Jesus Christ
Adolf Hitler
Charles Manson
Albert Einstein
Homer Simpson
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-13-2006, 01:54 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 166
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Old Men at the Urinals

All you old farts out there......why do u:
1) stand so far back from the urinal that your schlong is hanging out like a roasted duck at a Chinese bbq restaurant?

<font color="black">A: Because...
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-18-2006, 03:08 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 262
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Songs that you can\'t stand

I've been flammed before for say this and I'm sure it will happen again but I hate "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-17-2006, 01:05 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 241
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Best advertising campaign of the last 15 years?

I like the Gieco ad with the two cavemen in the restaraunt.."I'll have the roast duck with mango salsa"
Forum: Brick and Mortar 03-14-2006, 01:26 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 340
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: B&M Pet Peeves

The person who buys in for the min. amount, say $30 at a 3/6 table, pisses through their stack, rebuys for another $30, pisses through that stack, rebuys for another $30 and so on and so on..why not...
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-03-2006, 08:25 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 176
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Favorite one-liners

My mechanic said "I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder".
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-03-2006, 08:08 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 48
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Oh to be this rich and stupid

web page (http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzz_log/entry/2006/03/02/1100/)

You're rich if you can afford a car like this.

You're stupid if you trash it.
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-02-2006, 09:54 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 84
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Favorite quotes \"Full Metal Jacket\"

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little OT question: has anyone done just a general qoute thread because we keep getting "favorite qoutes from.." threads?

[/ QUOTE ]

"Who said that? Who the f*ck said that? Who's...
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-02-2006, 09:04 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 84
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Favorite quotes \"Full Metal Jacket\"

http://home.comcast.net/~cheidle/fark/R__Lee_Ermey_i_Full__20650f.jpg

"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamma's ass and ended up as brown stain on the...
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-01-2006, 08:41 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 189
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: What do you think of colleges that treat kids like jails?

Founder of Liberty U

http://www.sullivan-county.com/images/falhit.jpg
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-28-2006, 08:03 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 369
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Funniest Family Guy Moment

Stripper: "How old are you?"

Chris" "Old enough to know you're a whore"
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-27-2006, 10:50 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 249
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: AC/DC

I've been listening to AC/DC since before some of you were born. (yes I know I'm old, you don't have to remind me). After all these years I still really like them.
There's nothing technical about...
Forum: Televised Poker 02-21-2006, 10:30 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 204
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Poker Pros and Real Jobs

Doyle Brunson--Race horse owner
Kathy Liebert--gym coach
Devilfish Ulliot--James Bond super villan
Todd Brunson--Strip Bar Doorman
Mike Matusow-- in jail
Scotty Nguyen-- mafia
Phil Hellmuth--...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-14-2006, 12:13 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 232
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Ralph Wiggumisms

"It tastes like burning"
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-09-2006, 08:48 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 273
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Celebrities in airports

The 80's band Dokken

Aaron Neville in the NOLA airport
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-09-2006, 08:43 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 355
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Name a good song where the song title is not mentioned in the song....

D'yer Maker--Led Zepplin
Paranoid--Black Sabbath
Forum: Internet Gambling 02-08-2006, 09:32 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 45
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: looking for pokerstars mod

web page (http://www.artpoker.net/PokerStars.htm)

Try this one.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-04-2006, 01:13 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 131
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Fast Food Haiku

Big Mac, Arby-Q
Whoppers,Nachos Bellgrande
super size that please
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-03-2006, 08:43 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 56
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Freak Brothers Comics

I was going though some boxes in my attic the other day and came across a couple of issues of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comics as well a complete anthology of Fat Freddy's Cat and an issue of...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-03-2006, 08:28 PM
Replies: 31
BBQ
Views: 124
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: BBQ

To me meat is just meat until you add sauce then it becomes BBQ
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-03-2006, 08:19 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 64
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: 100 films: The Manchurian Candidate (1962)

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Fun movie. A hundred times better than the dreadful recent remake.

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I agree.
Forum: Brick and Mortar 02-01-2006, 12:34 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 48
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Forum: Other Other Topics 01-25-2006, 11:28 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 183
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: Favorite infomercial

http://images.infomercial.tv/images/4/425913EMS7712.PNG.jpg
Forum: Other Other Topics 01-25-2006, 03:01 AM
Replies: 211
Views: 618
Posted By Uncle Grumpy
Re: The Origin of your Screen Name

It's what my five year nephew called me when I didn't want to play with him.
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