What do you think of colleges that treat kids like jails?

Rainshine · #1 03-01-2006, 05:13 AM

This has been talked about briefly before..but incase you haven't seen it

So this school is actually somewhat close to where I live. And I have a wonderfull story to go along with it

So you might think 'there is NO way in hell they enforce this',let me tell you they enforce it to the highest degree they can.

So my friend and I were talking to this girl on myspace, who goes there, and she very bluntly invited us down there to have sex with her. We knew her in highschool so we decided, wtf why not, so we drove down there.

We were able to pick her up alright without any problems, but she had to give her RA 20 bucks so she could stay out to 3am. No, seriously. They have a curfew at midnight every night. So we took her and we got a hotel room. Originally we were going to get ahotel room in town, but she said that there are "spies" that will report to the school anyone under the age of 25 who gets a hotel there of the opposite sex. So we went 2 towns over and we did our thing.

Also look at the list again, yes, abortion is on there. Reason why? All the planned parenthood clinics narc on their clients.

And you might ask why she was going there...?

Her parents said, And I quote "if we are paying for your education, we want to make sure you are there at college for studying only".

heh, we sure told them...

BCPVP · #2 03-01-2006, 05:17 AM

What did you expect from a college started by Jerry Falwell?

Dudd · #3 03-01-2006, 05:21 AM

Couldn't Planned Parenthood be sued for some rediculous amount from violating patient confidentiality? I highly doubt that they'd risk that for some crazy Baptists.

BCPVP · #4 03-01-2006, 05:30 AM

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Couldn't Planned Parenthood be sued for some rediculous amount from violating patient confidentiality? I highly doubt that they'd risk that for some crazy Baptists.

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That sounded off to me too.

mmcd · #5 03-01-2006, 05:34 AM

So, that's where these [censored] people come from...

I bet that guy from VA who's sponsoring the anti-gambling bill is a proud alum.

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4 Reprimands + $10 Fine

Horseplay

12 Reprimands + $50 Fine

Attendance at, possession or viewing of, an "R," "NC-17" or "X"-rated movie

30 Reprimands + $500 Fine

Abortion

Immorality

Involvement with witchcraft, séances or other occult activities

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PoBoy321 · #6 03-01-2006, 05:42 AM

A college has every right in the world to have those rules if they want them. I'm just amazed that anyone goes.

cball86 · #7 03-01-2006, 05:43 AM

so happy to be going to a big school like Michigan State

Brian · #8 03-01-2006, 07:51 AM

Am I the only one who finds the more interesting part of this post to be that he and his friend went to have sex with this girl? Who got the sloppy seconds, or did you guys have some double penetration?

-Brian

Max Weinberg · #9 03-01-2006, 07:54 AM

You may get 12 reprimands and a $50 fine for watching an R-rated movie, but they have a kickass debate team.

It's sad that I actually learned something from the Colbert Report.

Richard Tanner · #10 03-01-2006, 07:54 AM

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Am I the only one who finds the more interesting part of this post to be that he and his friend went to have sex with this girl? Who got the sloppy seconds, or did you guys have some double penetration?

-Brian

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Glad I'm not the only one curious.

Cody