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Forum: Other Other Topics 10-15-2006, 12:49 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 374
Posted By 50outz
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-14-2006, 12:55 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 74
Posted By 50outz
Re: Trip Report: Wolfgang\'s Steakhouse NYC

ummm why are you ordering medium or *gasp* meduim well? The flavor is gone by the time it hits the table. You gonna hit big time steak houses then order like an schnook? You gotta be kiding me.
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Forum: Other Other Topics 09-26-2006, 11:12 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 689
Posted By 50outz
Re: Married Woman Visited Me at Work Sunday Night

This post is too silly to warrent my response, But I will give it anyway.


Wait.

Wait til they are broken up ande she is single. Even then I cringe at your actions.

YOu are following a...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-25-2006, 12:22 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 291
Posted By 50outz
Re: piss drinking prop bet

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Eat a bowl of Sugar Crisp along with that asparagus.

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yes!!!! sugar crisp!!!!!!! Every time I drink that then take a piss..im like WTF is worng with me? Then I...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-24-2006, 03:05 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 723
Posted By 50outz
Re: so i\'m at the urinal tonight......

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......at the reception for the weeding of one of my friends from high school. i am standing there doing my thing, when a guy comes in and stands in the urinal next to me. i have never...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-24-2006, 02:44 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 207
Posted By 50outz
Re: rounders : poker ::

Holocaust victim: Gaurd Tower victim
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-24-2006, 02:33 AM
Replies: 141
Views: 646
Posted By 50outz
Re: Guy Buys My Wife Drinks...Whats My Play?

You are way overreacting.

Your wife was at a bar. Men buy drinks for girls at bars. Waht do you care? She came home to you ...did she not? Idont see the problem here except that you had a...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-24-2006, 12:28 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 93
Posted By 50outz
Re: PILLS

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Lately I've been taking pills frequently.... mainly X, zanny-bars, and lortabs.... Zannys are [censored] amazing, I can't get enough of them.... I only take pills when I am with...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-24-2006, 12:10 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 873
Posted By 50outz
Re: what\'s the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?

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"MEanest thing to me......Pledge week at my fraternirty. I [censored] a goat. I had no choice, it was not that bad physically, but mentally....ugh."

This is so...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-23-2006, 05:08 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 873
Posted By 50outz
Re: what\'s the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?

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"MEanest thing to me......Pledge week at my fraternirty. I [censored] a goat. I had no choice, it was not that bad physically, but mentally....ugh."

This is so absurd that I have to...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-23-2006, 02:03 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 288
Posted By 50outz
Re: I just hit my best friend.....

if you are "that great of friends" and he/you cannot laugh it out the next morning.....time to move out and get some new friends.

This is jsut a drunken fight between friends/roommates. Nothing ot...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-23-2006, 01:47 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 291
Posted By 50outz
Re: What are you gonna be for halloween?

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Anthony Hopkins character from Legends Of The Fall. Forgot his name. Post-stroke, cigar, chalkboard.

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LOL I know exataly who you mean. Great idea if you can get friends...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-23-2006, 01:45 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 291
Posted By 50outz
Re: What are you gonna be for halloween?

A sting ray. that [censored] is scary.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-23-2006, 01:43 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 162
Posted By 50outz
Re: My career is on the line I think

Classic depression case. Get on some meds and start exercising. you'll feel great.

The only person that can make you feel bad is YOU!!!!!

Starty living man, waht you got to lose........
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-23-2006, 01:37 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 873
Posted By 50outz
Re: what\'s the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?

MEanest thing I Hhve ever done: Some kid in our neighboorhood used to let us shoot him with a BB gun in the back for 25 cents a shot, range 20 ft. For each extra pump in the gun was 5 cents and to...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-23-2006, 01:02 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 709
Posted By 50outz
Re: my dog just ate 3 grams of weed...

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Whatever you do, DO NOT PLAY MUSIC around the dog. Trust me. They already normally have 3 or 4 times the hearing of humans, and music when they are high would be too much. Also don't...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-23-2006, 12:56 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 388
Posted By 50outz
Re: Seriously, WTF is up with mean dogs?

I can only assume you mean dachshund. And yes they are vicious and bred to kill badgers, amoung other small rodents. If you have a small dog...as dachshund will intrinsically want to annihilate it....
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-20-2006, 11:13 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 129
Posted By 50outz
Re: a surprsingly good drink

This is know as a "hop, skip, jump and go naked"



Awesome thing to bring ot a party. Sever it in a cooler, patrons dip their cup and enjoy. Hilarity will ensue. Lawsuit will follow.


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Forum: Other Other Topics 09-20-2006, 12:05 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 526
Posted By 50outz
Re: military coup in thailand..

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This is sick. Apparently there is going to be a military coup in thailand. wish me luck!

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Tell them you are an American and DEMAND a flightoutta there.
Seee if that...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-17-2006, 08:35 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 376
Posted By 50outz
Re: \"The Office\" - The Best Clever Comedy On T.V.?

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english version is better. david brent could be the funniest tv character ever.

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I have seen each and assure you they are both in english. One is jsut hard to...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-17-2006, 12:36 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 148
Posted By 50outz
Re: Everyone needs a joke repertoire

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Q: What's Black and White and Green?



A: Your girlfriend getting nailed on the lawn.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 09-14-2006, 10:44 PM
Replies: 283
Views: 976
Posted By 50outz
Re: signature songs

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Freedy Johnston: "Bad Reputation".

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/signed
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-14-2006, 10:25 PM
Replies: 283
Views: 976
Posted By 50outz
Re: signature songs

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also, for beach boys do you go with
california girls
or
good vibrations

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I read this and thought vibrations.. but this is actually pretty darn close. So is...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-14-2006, 10:19 PM
Replies: 283
Views: 976
Posted By 50outz
Re: signature songs

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Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Kind of Man, though the millions might say Freebird or Sweet Home Alabama.

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Hands down:

Freebird
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-13-2006, 12:00 AM
Replies: 169
Views: 484
Posted By 50outz
Re: Help Me Understand

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Take off hoser.

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GOLD
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