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Old 08-11-2007, 04:34 PM
Boolean Boolean is offline
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Default D-bag at Denny\'s

I'm waiting in line at Denny's for maybe about 2 minutes to get seated, and there are 1 or 2 parties ahead of me as well. The hostess is nowhere to be seen, and shortly afterwards 2 men come in and wait behind everyone else.

Eventually, the hostess shows up and says, "okay, so who was here first?" She recognizes the first group and put their name down. The guy behind me raises his hand and bellows "Steve, party of 2". The hostess starts writing down his name.

What's your play here?
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:36 PM
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Why is this so hard? You say "We were here before them" and play it from there.
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:36 PM
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I'm waiting in line at Denny's for maybe about 2 minutes to get seated, and there are 1 or 2 parties ahead of me as well. The hostess is nowhere to be seen, and shortly afterwards 2 men come in and wait behind everyone else.

Eventually, the hostess shows up and says, "okay, so who was here first?" She recognizes the first group and put their name down. The guy behind me raises his hand and bellows "Steve, party of 2 mang". The hostess starts writing down his name.

What's your play here?

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Old 08-11-2007, 04:36 PM
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Or kill both of them immediately .
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:38 PM
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Default Re: D-bag at Denny\'s

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I'm waiting in line at Denny's for maybe about 2 minutes to get seated, and there are 1 or 2 parties ahead of me as well. The hostess is nowhere to be seen, and shortly afterwards 2 men come in and wait behind everyone else.

Eventually, the hostess shows up and says, "okay, so who was here first?" She recognizes the first group and put their name down. The guy behind me raises his hand and bellows "Steve, party of 2 mang". The hostess starts writing down his name.

What's your play here?

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i laughed out loud.
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:38 PM
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Am I a law student worried about passing the bar exam? If yes, I do nothing even though it makes my blood boil. Otherwise...



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Old 08-11-2007, 04:47 PM
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Steve probably thought you were with the party ahead of you.

Just be like "No, man we're not with them...we were next. We're Badass Mofo's, party of 2."
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:58 PM
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wow, trouble interacting with other humans, Boolean?
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:59 PM
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Is it possible the guy was just trying to get added to the list and not hop in front?
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Old 08-11-2007, 05:10 PM
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B,

Steve? That doesn't sound very Mexican or Black at all!
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