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Boolean 08-11-2007 04:34 PM

D-bag at Denny\'s
 
I'm waiting in line at Denny's for maybe about 2 minutes to get seated, and there are 1 or 2 parties ahead of me as well. The hostess is nowhere to be seen, and shortly afterwards 2 men come in and wait behind everyone else.

Eventually, the hostess shows up and says, "okay, so who was here first?" She recognizes the first group and put their name down. The guy behind me raises his hand and bellows "Steve, party of 2". The hostess starts writing down his name.

What's your play here?

siccjay 08-11-2007 04:36 PM

Re: D-bag at Denny\'s
 
Why is this so hard? You say "We were here before them" and play it from there.

traz 08-11-2007 04:36 PM

Re: D-bag at Denny\'s
 
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I'm waiting in line at Denny's for maybe about 2 minutes to get seated, and there are 1 or 2 parties ahead of me as well. The hostess is nowhere to be seen, and shortly afterwards 2 men come in and wait behind everyone else.

Eventually, the hostess shows up and says, "okay, so who was here first?" She recognizes the first group and put their name down. The guy behind me raises his hand and bellows "Steve, party of 2 mang". The hostess starts writing down his name.

What's your play here?

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siccjay 08-11-2007 04:36 PM

Re: D-bag at Denny\'s
 
Or kill both of them immediately .

XXXNoahXXX 08-11-2007 04:38 PM

Re: D-bag at Denny\'s
 
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I'm waiting in line at Denny's for maybe about 2 minutes to get seated, and there are 1 or 2 parties ahead of me as well. The hostess is nowhere to be seen, and shortly afterwards 2 men come in and wait behind everyone else.

Eventually, the hostess shows up and says, "okay, so who was here first?" She recognizes the first group and put their name down. The guy behind me raises his hand and bellows "Steve, party of 2 mang". The hostess starts writing down his name.

What's your play here?

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i laughed out loud.

2/325Falcon 08-11-2007 04:38 PM

Re: D-bag at Denny\'s
 
Am I a law student worried about passing the bar exam? If yes, I do nothing even though it makes my blood boil. Otherwise...

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/7293/041901fx9.jpg

Edit: Molotov Cocktail Tip - If you're using a thick glass bottle be sure to score it with a glass cutter to make sure it shatters on impact.

prohornblower 08-11-2007 04:47 PM

Re: D-bag at Denny\'s
 
Steve probably thought you were with the party ahead of you.

Just be like "No, man we're not with them...we were next. We're Badass Mofo's, party of 2."

CardSharpCook 08-11-2007 04:58 PM

Re: D-bag at Denny\'s
 
wow, trouble interacting with other humans, Boolean?

Autocratic 08-11-2007 04:59 PM

Re: D-bag at Denny\'s
 
Is it possible the guy was just trying to get added to the list and not hop in front?

El Diablo 08-11-2007 05:10 PM

Re: D-bag at Denny\'s
 
B,

Steve? That doesn't sound very Mexican or Black at all!


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