Why are you going to Hell?

[Anacardo]

As in: when you're processed at the gates, right below the big All Hope Abandon sign, and they show you the form, explain what's checkboxed and circled in red ink.

Me? I'm going to hell because I can't shut the [censored] up. I'm a terrible backbiter. I bring things up that I should keep to myself all the time. This is a terrible trait to have, and it's probably the thing about myself I find hardest to control.

So my form says 'Backbiting.' Yours?

[NT!]

Defiling one of God's Temples (the body)
Sloth
Greed
Fornication

is that enough?

[IronDragon1]

Disobeying:

Shahadah
Salat
Zakat
Sawm
Hajj

[Anacardo]

[ QUOTE ]
Defiling one of God's Temples (the body)
Sloth
Greed
Fornication

is that enough?

[/ QUOTE ]

I guess I wasn't looking for everything, just the biggest reason. I mean, I could go on at considerably greater length, obviously.

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[x] Excessive inappropriate humor

[Damien]

Because that's home for me. Like most of you.

[aditya]

[ QUOTE ]
Disobeying:

Shahadah
Salat
Zakat
Sawm
Hajj

[/ QUOTE ]

Do you atleast pray 5 times a day? How can you not go to your Hajj, you're the first Muslim who is actually non religious. My friend won't even drink booze because of Islam.

[Los Feliz Slim]

Hubris

[Smedom]

i know why Terri Schiavo has gone to hell



...sin of sloth

[By-Tor]

because that is where i left my car keys