Why are you going to Hell?
 

As in: when you're processed at the gates, right below the big All Hope Abandon sign, and they show you the form, explain what's checkboxed and circled in red ink.

Me? I'm going to hell because I can't shut the [censored] up. I'm a terrible backbiter. I bring things up that I should keep to myself all the time. This is a terrible trait to have, and it's probably the thing about myself I find hardest to control.

So my form says 'Backbiting.' Yours?

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

Defiling one of God's Temples (the body)
Sloth
Greed
Fornication

is that enough?

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

Disobeying:

Shahadah
Salat
Zakat
Sawm
Hajj

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

[ QUOTE ]
Defiling one of God's Temples (the body)
Sloth
Greed
Fornication

is that enough?

[/ QUOTE ]

I guess I wasn't looking for everything, just the biggest reason. I mean, I could go on at considerably greater length, obviously.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

[x] Excessive inappropriate humor

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

Because that's home for me. Like most of you.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

[ QUOTE ]
Disobeying:

Shahadah
Salat
Zakat
Sawm
Hajj

[/ QUOTE ]

Do you atleast pray 5 times a day? How can you not go to your Hajj, you're the first Muslim who is actually non religious. My friend won't even drink booze because of Islam.

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

Hubris

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

i know why Terri Schiavo has gone to hell



...sin of sloth

Re: Why are you going to Hell?
 

because that is where i left my car keys