Potential OOT posts in the year 2060

[DarkForceRising]

Assuming we are still around, what will the common thread title look like?

"Nursing home or suicide: What's my play?"

"My hands have been terribly shakey lately."

"All of my friends are dead. WTF?"

Go!

[Andrew Karpinski]

"OOT whats my play? Cute grandma said hi to me, ZOMG"

[fiskebent]

Help me buy a grandfather clock

[Clarkmeister]

"My grandson is throwing his life away to play poker. How can I help convince him that college is the right play?"

"Why music became permanently sucky after 2018."

[Blarg]

"Best Reservation casino that escaped the holocaust?"

"Mutated giant cow steaks REALLY just as good as old school?"

"Help me pick my enema."

"Anti-grav spray -- scrotums too, or just for boobs?"

[DarkForceRising]

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"Why music became permanently sucky after 2018."

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Followed by "Name the best 2nd, 3rd and 6th tracks from your top ten favorite albums of 2046".

[traz]

TRIP REPORT- colonoscopy

[shant]

"I've wasted my entire life on this forum."

[diebitter]

Remember when OOT used to be good? 2059, wasn't it?

[fiskebent]

"Jessica Alba - still hot or not? (NSFW)"