Potential OOT posts in the year 2060
 

Assuming we are still around, what will the common thread title look like?

"Nursing home or suicide: What's my play?"

"My hands have been terribly shakey lately."

"All of my friends are dead. WTF?"

Go!

Re: Potential OOT posts in the year 2060
 

"OOT whats my play? Cute grandma said hi to me, ZOMG"

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Help me buy a grandfather clock

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"My grandson is throwing his life away to play poker. How can I help convince him that college is the right play?"

"Why music became permanently sucky after 2018."

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"Best Reservation casino that escaped the holocaust?"

"Mutated giant cow steaks REALLY just as good as old school?"

"Help me pick my enema."

"Anti-grav spray -- scrotums too, or just for boobs?"

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"Why music became permanently sucky after 2018."

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Followed by "Name the best 2nd, 3rd and 6th tracks from your top ten favorite albums of 2046".

Re: Potential OOT posts in the year 2060
 

TRIP REPORT- colonoscopy

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"I've wasted my entire life on this forum."

Re: Potential OOT posts in the year 2060
 

Remember when OOT used to be good? 2059, wasn't it?

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"Jessica Alba - still hot or not? (NSFW)"