You know you're on tilt when... - Page 4

Spleen · #31 03-22-2006, 02:08 PM

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When you wake up the next morning hungover and find a dead body in your closet.

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I think we have a winner.

Heine · #32 03-22-2006, 02:23 PM

When you are cleaning coffee/orange juice from your keyboard after you hit your desk, and the cup goes onto the keyboard and liquid inside the keys, for the 2nd time that week.

VickreyAuction · #33 03-22-2006, 03:15 PM

...you are me.

PocketElevens · #34 03-22-2006, 03:18 PM

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You leave a table and the table immediately empties.
Then those players suddenly appear next to you on your other table(s).

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Love it

PocketElevens · #35 03-22-2006, 03:21 PM

You play a hand to showdown, And lose.
The villian had a better hand on every street. The villian took a big pot from you. The villian made no mistakes you can think of.

Still you mutter to yourself out loud "[censored]ing fish"

Pocket77s · #36 03-22-2006, 03:22 PM

When the ATM machine recognizes you by name...

Dazarath · #37 03-22-2006, 11:04 PM

This thread is awesome.

P Chippa · #38 03-22-2006, 11:21 PM

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You know you're on tilt when...

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[censored] You

NLfool · #39 03-22-2006, 11:23 PM

when you think about going to a casino and betting the night's losses on 1 hand.

P Chippa · #40 03-22-2006, 11:30 PM

you smash your stack of chips into the desk (that you shuffle while you play online because you're a dork)

yet no matter how pissed you are you never break any (because you're a p***y)

now there's dents all over you're desk (because you're a loser)