You know you're on tilt when...

[mistermuni]

A2 starts to look like a good straight-draw hand

[MDoranD]

You move up 4 limits in 2 hours to make back what you lost on the lower limits...


MDoranD

[UnitBubble]

...you're about to go to bed and your roommate tells you that Juanda is sitting at 25/50 with 5k, and of course you have to sit down. Then, you reraise T2o out of the blinds after a raise and a call, the flop comes K22 and you stack Hoyt Corkins!

[TxRedMan]

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You move up 4 limits in 2 hours to make back what you lost on the lower limits...


MDoranD

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[Gildwulf]

You post hands in BBV

[Hattifnatt]

You play any 2 regardless if its raised preflop and figuring the perfect flop in advance every hand (of course it never comes).

[Spleen]

Picking up the bong and big slick have become routine simultaneous occurances.

[rvS]

you are forced to stop playing because some donkey rivered you again, and now your mouse is in a million pieces all over the floor.

[Digs]

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Picking up the bong and big slick have become routine simultaneous occurances.

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If you said

"do you see why?"

I'd say

"no"

[tom10167]

When you wake up the next morning hungover and find a dead body in your closet.