Fast Food Haiku

[MikeNaked]

Fleeting fantasy
The chick behind the counter
Bent 'cross the fry pit

[MikeNaked]

While standing on the
Fry pit, my good friend tumbled
His leg boiled and foamed

[Go Blue]

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I hate Mcdonalds
Thinking of their cheeseburgers
Makes me want to puke

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Just one more about Mcdonalds...I couldn't resist. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

If someone mentions
Mcdonalds just one more time
I will still throw up

[SharkTank43]

[ QUOTE ]
McDonald's workers
Masturbate in the bathroom
Did not wash their hands

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LMAO

[P Chippa]

Mexican Pizza
Soft taco supreme with sauce
I hear the brown note

[WackityWhiz]

I work at BK
Making flame-broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats

[balkii]

heres one i wrote for my senior creative writing class years back

Chicken Bacon Swiss
You're mine, 'cause you taste so good
Damn I love Arby's

[NutzyClutz]

I wear paper hat
Don't bob for fries in hot vat.
Apple pie with that?

[Uncle Grumpy]

Big Mac, Arby-Q
Whoppers,Nachos Bellgrande
super size that please

[ScottieK]

It's really early
Two bacon and egg biscuits
Heavenly hash browns