Fast Food Haiku

P Chippa · #1 02-03-2006, 11:19 PM

575

Chicken McNuggets
What should I wash it down with?
Double cheeseburger

private joker · #2 02-03-2006, 11:41 PM

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575

Chicken McNuggets
With what should I wash them down?
Double cheeseburger

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FYH

P Chippa · #3 02-03-2006, 11:44 PM

Salty hot french fries
Who the hell am I kidding?
That never happens

TransferFund · #4 02-03-2006, 11:58 PM

McDonald's workers
Masturbate in the bathroom
Did not wash their hands

P Chippa · #5 02-04-2006, 12:06 AM

In fast food places
Flavor comes in many forms
Keep the secrets please

P Chippa · #6 02-04-2006, 12:09 AM

I can’t believe it
They forgot the straw again
Just like the last time

Phil153 · #7 02-04-2006, 12:10 AM

Burger King patty
Is awesome in bun but damn
mayonnaise like cxx

P Chippa · #8 02-04-2006, 12:38 AM

Why is it so hard
To put my BBQ sauce
In the god damn bag

housenuts · #9 02-04-2006, 12:44 AM

deep fried pussy juice
can i purchase it from you?
no, go to DQ

private joker · #10 02-04-2006, 12:45 AM

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I can’t believe it
They forgot the straw again
Just like the last time

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This is the only one I don't like. The word "again" in the second line makes the third line redundant. Find another sentiment for the third line -- like another thought/joke.