Fast Food Haiku
 

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Chicken McNuggets
What should I wash it down with?
Double cheeseburger

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Chicken McNuggets
With what should I wash them down?
Double cheeseburger

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FYH

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Salty hot french fries
Who the hell am I kidding?
That never happens

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McDonald's workers
Masturbate in the bathroom
Did not wash their hands

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In fast food places
Flavor comes in many forms
Keep the secrets please

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I can’t believe it
They forgot the straw again
Just like the last time

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Burger King patty
Is awesome in bun but damn
mayonnaise like cxx

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Why is it so hard
To put my BBQ sauce
In the god damn bag

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deep fried pussy juice
can i purchase it from you?
no, go to DQ

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I can’t believe it
They forgot the straw again
Just like the last time

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This is the only one I don't like. The word "again" in the second line makes the third line redundant. Find another sentiment for the third line -- like another thought/joke.