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| View Poll Results: What should that age be? | |||
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2 | 3.64% |
| 50 |
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2 | 3.64% |
| 55 |
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1 | 1.82% |
| 60 |
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9 | 16.36% |
| I don't think there should be an upper age limit. |
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41 | 74.55% |
| Voters: 55. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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I quit using regular TP when I discovered coffee filters did the trick.
Anyone know where I can find coffee filters by the roll? |
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The clear move is sucking it up while you search the joint for something usable (filters will do I guess). I've never been so desperate as to use a cloth of any sort.
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[ QUOTE ] This situation completely depends on the type of dump you made. [/ QUOTE ] I'll add that in. It's an average sized dump. [/ QUOTE ] size is irrelevant. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] This situation completely depends on the type of dump you made. [/ QUOTE ] I'll add that in. It's an average sized dump. [/ QUOTE ] size is irrelevant. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah - it's really all about texture. |
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Of the offered choices, coffee filters is best in this situation.
If there were more females in the apartment, such that you basically had a finish everything without leaving the bathroom, I'd recommend wiping with your underwear. If necessary, use your socks also. Then get it all out of the apartment as discretely as possible. Also, to the poster who recommends showering: you're almost right. Dry paper wiping doesn't get it all. Kleenex Flushable Fresh Wipes FTW. They're just like wet wipes for baby butts, but for big boy butts. Just keep some by the toilet. Your butt has never felt so clean and they can back up the regular TP in a situation like the OP's. |
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WTF? Dude just yell at your female roommate to get you some toilet paper and have her chuck it through the door. How has no one suggested this yet?
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WTF? Dude just yell at your female roommate to get you some toilet paper and have her chuck it through the door. How has no one suggested this yet? [/ QUOTE ] obviously |
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#19
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Clinch and Pinch
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Sock, is the correct answer.
Especially if you are in a foreign country, in a dirty bathroom, where you don't speak the language, with no other options. Then you can do the Miami Vice thing suit, shoes, no socks. |
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