A \"stinky\" situation
 

Situation: You are in the bathroom, making a sacrifice of normal, average size to the porcelain god. When you finish, you reach for some toilet paper only to find there's none remaining. There are no rolls in the bathroom area. The sinks, in the room directly connected to the bathroom, do not contain any toilet paper underneath them. There are no available, normal alternates in the apartment (toilet paper, tissues etc). The other bathroom, on the opposite side of the apartment, is currently occupied by your female roommate who is taking a shower (assuming that you wouldn't sneak in there out of decency). Your other roommates are currently not in the apartment.

Re: A \"stinky\" situation
 

no kleenex in the bathroom?

Re: A \"stinky\" situation
 

wtf

Re: A \"stinky\" situation
 

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no kleenex in the bathroom?

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Nothing.

I ask this question because the exact situation happened to me. I am curious as to how others would react.

Re: A \"stinky\" situation
 

You forgot the be a balla and use cash-money option.

Re: A \"stinky\" situation
 

Take a shower. In fact, what are you doing not showering after anyway? Dry TP don't get all the poo off.

Re: A \"stinky\" situation
 

This situation completely depends on the type of dump you made.

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Take a shower. In fact, what are you doing not showering after anyway? Dry TP don't get all the poo off.

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wtf? You shower every time you take a crap? That's weird.

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You forgot the be a balla and use cash-money option.

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lol

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This situation completely depends on the type of dump you made.

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I'll add that in.

It's an average sized dump.

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Take a shower. In fact, what are you doing not showering after anyway? Dry TP don't get all the poo off.

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wtf? You shower every time you take a crap? That's weird.

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I only go once a day. It's like clockwork. I drop a duece, wipe, shower.