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Old 03-22-2006, 05:10 AM
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There is one piece of legislation I'd support in a heartbeat: banning online blackjack.
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Old 03-22-2006, 05:11 AM
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There is one piece of legislation I'd support in a heartbeat: banning online blackjack.

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if you hate $$$$$ I guess
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Old 03-22-2006, 05:36 PM
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Hero has 6-3-DOUBLE-4 (12)

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Good.
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Old 03-22-2006, 05:38 PM
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Hero has 6-3-DOUBLE-4 (12)

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Good.

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HOW DARE YOU SULLY MY STRATEGY WITH MERE SEMANTICS?!?!?

YOU PROBABLY HATE $$$$$$ TOO

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Old 03-22-2006, 05:42 PM
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How much?

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Old 03-22-2006, 05:45 PM
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Yes, you can offset gambling income from poker with gambling loses from BJ.
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Old 03-22-2006, 05:47 PM
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Some very important Blackjack strategy was commented on, but the most important points where missed.

Blackjack is a team game. If the dealer is showing a 6 and the table is standing, you must stand on a hard 11. If you hit you will take the dealers busting 10, thereby letting the whole team down.
Of course, if you double down your eleven, draw a 5 then the dealer gets a ten and busts, no-one will notice.

But if you get a 10 and the dealer then gets a 5, be prepared to be berrated for the BJ fish you are.
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Old 03-22-2006, 06:11 PM
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FOR FREE: 4 hints to maximize Party BJ winnings:

1. SPLIT WHENEVER YOU CAN - it's not just aces and 8s - splitting face cards wins DOUBLE than when you don't!! DOUBLE $$$$$$ >>>>>>>> NOT DOUBLE $$$$$

2. DOUBLE whenever you have 11 or less, or when the dealer has 2-6 - you assume every card coming out is a 10!!!! FREE $$$$$$$

3. MARTINGALE BABY!!!!111

4. PLAY OVER YOUR BANKROLL!! OMG I can't emphasize this enough! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET UNSTUCK PLAYING 10 DOLLAR BETS??!?!?! BET THE MAX IT'S +EV WITH MY HINTS!!

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Holy [censored], so many $$$ signs, this must work.
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Old 03-22-2006, 06:27 PM
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There is one piece of legislation I'd support in a heartbeat: banning online blackjack.

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not the brightest crayon in the box
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Old 03-22-2006, 06:44 PM
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I dont know if you read my post, but if you want party BJ lessons i could give them for maybe $400/hr?

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If I could afford it, I would totally pay this much.
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