OMG im dumb(party BJ of course)
 

Someone please tell me that i can deduct BJ losses as gambling losses for taxes.

Re: OMG im dumb(party BJ of course)
 

Hi Popeye,

I dont know if you read my post, but if you want party BJ lessons i could give them for maybe $400/hr?

Re: OMG im dumb(party BJ of course)
 

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I dont know if you read my post, but if you want party BJ lessons i could give them for maybe $400/hr?

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Im pretty sure you are the answer to all my prayers.

Re: OMG im dumb(party BJ of course)
 

FOR FREE: 4 hints to maximize Party BJ winnings:

1. SPLIT WHENEVER YOU CAN - it's not just aces and 8s - splitting face cards wins DOUBLE than when you don't!! DOUBLE $$$$$$ >>>>>>>> NOT DOUBLE $$$$$

2. DOUBLE whenever you have 11 or less, or when the dealer has 2-6 - you assume every card coming out is a 10!!!! FREE $$$$$$$

3. MARTINGALE BABY!!!!111

4. PLAY OVER YOUR BANKROLL!! OMG I can't emphasize this enough! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET UNSTUCK PLAYING 10 DOLLAR BETS??!?!?! BET THE MAX IT'S +EV WITH MY HINTS!!

Re: OMG im dumb(party BJ of course)
 

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FOR FREE: 4 hints to maximize Party BJ winnings:

1. SPLIT WHENEVER YOU CAN - it's not just aces and 8s - splitting face cards wins DOUBLE than when you don't!! DOUBLE $$$$$$ >>>>>>>> NOT DOUBLE $$$$$

2. DOUBLE whenever you have 11 or less, or when the dealer has 2-6 - you assume every card coming out is a 10!!!! FREE $$$$$$$

3. MARTINGALE BABY!!!!111

4. PLAY OVER YOUR BANKROLL!! OMG I can't emphasize this enough! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET UNSTUCK PLAYING 10 DOLLAR BETS??!?!?! BET THE MAX IT'S +EV WITH MY HINTS!!


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Ok duh, already know all that. But really, i can deduct the losses right.

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FOR FREE: 4 hints to maximize Party BJ winnings:

1. SPLIT WHENEVER YOU CAN - it's not just aces and 8s - splitting face cards wins DOUBLE than when you don't!! DOUBLE $$$$$$ >>>>>>>> NOT DOUBLE $$$$$

2. DOUBLE whenever you have 11 or less, or when the dealer has 2-6 - you assume every card coming out is a 10!!!! FREE $$$$$$$

3. MARTINGALE BABY!!!!111

4. PLAY OVER YOUR BANKROLL!! OMG I can't emphasize this enough! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET UNSTUCK PLAYING 10 DOLLAR BETS??!?!?! BET THE MAX IT'S +EV WITH MY HINTS!!


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Ok duh, already know all that. But really, i can deduct the losses right.

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course

Re: OMG im dumb(party BJ of course)
 

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Ok duh, already know all that. But really, i can deduct the losses right.

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please follow the above advice to get out of BUSTOVILLE

seriously, how do you have LOSSES? fish

Example: Hero has 66 - Dealer shows an Ace

"Basic Strategy" says to hit - but we all know "Basic Strategy" is for amateurs

the correct play is SPLIT - here's how our example works out (remembering to double anything 11 and lower):

Hero has 6-3-DOUBLE-4 (12) and 6-2-DOUBLE-7 (15)
Dealer goes A-4-J-A-J BUSTO

with "Basic Strategy" you would have lost - with "$$$$$$ Strategy" you win 4x your bet

Re: OMG im dumb(party BJ of course)
 

How much?

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Ok duh, already know all that. But really, i can deduct the losses right.

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please follow the above advice to get out of BUSTOVILLE

seriously, how do you have LOSSES? fish

Example: Hero has 66 - Dealer shows an Ace

"Basic Strategy" says to hit - but we all know "Basic Strategy" is for amateurs

the correct play is SPLIT - here's how our example works out (remembering to double anything 11 and lower):

Hero has 6-3-DOUBLE-4 (12) and 6-2-DOUBLE-7 (15)
Dealer goes A-4-J-A-J BUSTO

with "Basic Strategy" you would have lost - with "$$$$$$ Strategy" you win 4x your bet

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I want to re-emphasise a point here. Basic strategy (and all books agree with this) means that YOU WILL LOSE MONEY.

If you want to win, DON'T PLAY BASIC STRATEGY. If you want to lose, feel free to play basic strategy. This is really quite important.

Josh

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I want to re-emphasise a point here. Basic strategy (and all books agree with this) means that YOU WILL LOSE MONEY.

If you want to win, DON'T PLAY BASIC STRATEGY. If you want to lose, feel free to play basic strategy. This is really quite important.

Josh

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thanks josh - it's amazing how people don't realize, even though THE STRATEGY SAYS SO, that "basic strategy" loses money

I guess people hate $$$$