weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex

[Quicksilvre]

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how long has that strange bump been there?

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that's a bad beat right there

[jschaud]

Just remembered another. My ex-gf met me in NY for a week. I get a bj right before she has to go to the airport. She normally swallows, but i must have squirmed a little too much right when i came and got it all over her face and hair. She just piped up,"guess I'm flying across the country with sperm in my hair". its much funnier with the girl looking up at you with a facial.

[MikeyPatriot]

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During a marathon, apparently she wanted us to come at the same time "Its not fair to us! Not me first! Oh God!"

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I really like this.

[kagame]

me too

[kagame]

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"Go banana!"

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As if its some sort of super power or possibly a sports team mascot. Awesome.

[Quicksilvre]

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Reading this thread makes me pine for better sex partners...

My best is more funny than hot:

"Go banana!" (when she came, obv)

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This is the winner, obviously. No one else in the history of the world has ever said this during sex.

[FlyWf]

I'm calling that as BS. No one is possibly cool enough to say "Go Banana" during sex.

[VoraciousReader]

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Reading this thread makes me pine for better sex partners...

My best is more funny than hot:

"Go banana!" (when she came, obv)

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paging fishmonger

[Homer]

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"Go banana!"

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As if its some sort of super power or possibly a sports team mascot. Awesome.

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I thought it was a Ralph Wiggum quote.

[mrkilla]

After

"But I haven't cum yet"

it was only weird cause she though I might still care