weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex

smurfitup · #1 07-15-2007, 04:09 AM

last night: "i fantasize about my dad. do you fantasize about your mom?"

weirder still: it reaaaaaally turned me on.

edfurlong · #2 07-15-2007, 04:12 AM

It's ok, I just pooped.

pergesu · #3 07-15-2007, 04:42 AM

"I had a dream last night that I was a soccer mom and you were the soccer coach of all our beautiful little soccer kids."

She's not into soccer and I'm about 15 years away from thinking about kids.

kidcolin · #4 07-15-2007, 04:46 AM

"you're like a statue"... actually that was pretty hot.

"you know edfurlong?"

IggyWH · #5 07-15-2007, 04:50 AM

If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

ifoughtpiranhas · #6 07-15-2007, 04:53 AM

"i cant wait till u meet my dad cos he likes fishing too"

"if i was 16 we could get married tomorrow"

Cumulonimbus · #7 07-15-2007, 05:07 AM

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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

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wtf r u serious? I bust right then and there.

Cumulonimbus · #8 07-15-2007, 05:08 AM

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"if i was 16 we could get married tomorrow"

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pffahhaahah

Klompy · #9 07-15-2007, 05:09 AM

[ QUOTE ]
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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

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wtf r u serious? I bust right then and there.

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Seriously, this would be a pretty big turn on.

RickAstleyFan · #10 07-15-2007, 05:12 AM

"Get off me dad, your crushing my smokes."