LOL donkaments (main event)

[gomberg]

I [censored] hate tournaments.

Beat: Am out of the main event the first hand after the dinner break. I essentially get 30k in chips in the pot with KK vs. A9s on a 289r board. Ace on the river ([censored] you Barry).
The players there were such donkeys. Oh well, maybe next year.

Brag: Still in Vegas to party it up and drink my sorrows away. Went to Body English on Wednesday night and the host gave us a free bottle of Kettle (there were 4 of us) and a table in the middle of the dance floor.

Variance: ummm - it's 120 degrees here and the cash games are ridiculously soft?

I'll try to post later after tonight if I'm conscious...