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I always hated "What the [censored]! You freakin PERVERT!!! Stop it or i'm gonna call the police!!!"
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#22
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[ QUOTE ] My parents must thinkg I am a millionare by now because in there eyes I have never had a losing day. Them: How was gambling today. Me: Pretty good End convo [/ QUOTE ] took about a year, but now I'm 100% honest with my fiance and parents about my swings (future mother/father in law is a COMPLETELY different story). It's such a good stress reliever to talk to my fiance about my downswings. And the funny thing is, she NEVER gets tired of hearing a bad beat story, he actually asks for them. [/ QUOTE ] If my parents could understand swings and variance it would be fine but they don't. So its not worth my time ti explain. |
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"I thought online poker was illegal"... makes me want to punch a baby in the face [/ QUOTE ]
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#24
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"If I won $XXXX, I'd quit forever and buy Y." [/ QUOTE ] i seriously hate this one. how do you guys avoid telling people how much money you lose, when they see you play? like some of my friends (not that close) visit and they see me play and be like zomg so much money, is that forreal? I tell them that for every 100$, it's one real dollar, so they don't freak out, but not all of them are that dumb. my move? |
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"can i borrow like $ 1000 " [/ QUOTE ] |
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"If I won $XXXX, I'd quit forever and buy Y." [/ QUOTE ] I forgot about this one [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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pple tell me to not get any loans or get in debt when i tell them about a losing day..
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Whenever i mention poker as my "job" around my friends I get a bunch of BS about how I "sit on my ass and have people give me money" while they are slaving away at low paying difficult jobs all day. So now whenever they call me and ask "how's it going?" I say something like "I just lost 3k in the last hour, how was your day at work?" They don't give me [censored] anymore.
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how do you guys avoid telling people how much money you lose [/ QUOTE ] Why? Tell them about your losing days so you don't have to hear this: [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] "can i borrow like $ 1000 " [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] |
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#30
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HAI THIS ONE TIME I LIMPED ACES BUT THEY GOT CRACKED OMGGG
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