What does vagina feel like?

[thac]

Don't stick your penis/tongue/hand in it too deep (Anywhere over an inch or so), the teeth on the inside will bite off whatever you stick in there if you piss it off. That's a real mood-killer.

[Nonfiction]

Make sure to eat the hotpocket after

[Fiksdal]

OP

What is the reason you don't know what a pussy feels like?

[nutsflopper]

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Vaginas are either frozen or boiling lava hot. Careful if you go down on one, it will destroy your mouth.

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[bmwguy525]

lol @ gaffigan, highly underrated

[amachur]

[censored] a hot pocket. To know what it's really like, try this.

1. Core a tomato.
2. Microwave for 20-30 seconds on high.
3. Stick wang in.
4. [censored] tomato.
5. Enjoy/profit.

Trip report is necessary.

[Fen84]

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OP

What is the reason you don't know what a pussy feels like?

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probably too busy [censored] hotpockets is my guess

[Georgia Avenue]

OP: Feel bascially like a butt, just a bit wetter and tighter at the tip, usually less blood.

[TheFaucet]

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OP

What is the reason you don't know what a pussy feels like?

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This is one of those times when I wish I was trolling; unfortunately I speak nothing but the truth when I say that I've yet to stick my faucet inside of a girl's Hot Pocket, or Philly cheese steak, or whatever euphemism is most appropriate for a vagina. Be honest and tell me what it's like in there BBV, so that in the event my spaceship gains entry into the vaginal universe I will know how to navigate.

[prodonkey]

I've never [censored] a hot pocket personally.. but vag's are all different.. some good.. some not so good. I could tell the difference between all the recent ones blind folded.