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TheFaucet 03-27-2007 10:31 AM

What does vagina feel like?
 
So my friend tells me that it feels a lot like being inside a Hot Pocket. Is this true? I've never been inside and I would like to know what it's like. Also, do all vaginas feel the same or are they different? Like if you were blindfolded would you be able to tell if you were boning your girlfriend or your mom?

lyncks2002 03-27-2007 10:34 AM

Re: What does vagina feel like?
 
Jesus, your last question almost made me puke. you think about boning your mom or what?
and yeah they are different, some are tight, some are loose, some dont lub themselves enough and you have a hard time getting in, but you probably already imagined all these situations while doing yourself

diebitter 03-27-2007 10:34 AM

Re: What does vagina feel like?
 
very very tight.

And no i can't tell the diff between your gf and your mom.

lyncks2002 03-27-2007 10:35 AM

Re: What does vagina feel like?
 
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very very tight.

And no i can't tell the diff between your gf and your mom.

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hah, 1 to nil for Carter!

pennpal 03-27-2007 10:37 AM

Re: What does vagina feel like?
 
Yes, exactly like a Hot Pocket. It's almost uncanny really.


PS. Remember the TR when you decide to try this out. I recommend pizza, be sure to microwave it as well

SmokeyRidesAgain 03-27-2007 10:40 AM

Re: What does vagina feel like?
 
Hot pocket man... what the [censored].

Fen84 03-27-2007 10:42 AM

Re: What does vagina feel like?
 
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Like if you were blindfolded would you be able to tell if you were boning your girlfriend or your mom?

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Sounds like an interesting experiment..please post results/graph?

Fen84 03-27-2007 10:43 AM

Re: What does vagina feel like?
 
also the hotpocket has to be straight from the microwave..if you let it cool it ruins the whole experience

ipot 03-27-2007 10:44 AM

Re: What does vagina feel like?
 
oh no

hot pockets = lunch? hot pockets = munch? hot pockets = oh no

silkyslim 03-27-2007 10:49 AM

Re: What does vagina feel like?
 
Vaginas are either frozen or boiling lava hot. Careful if you go down on one, it will destroy your mouth.


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