B&M Cliches

[Riverman]

I really hate when people say reraise when they are the first raiser.

Also, when the dealer accidentaly exposes someone's second hole card, some stupid joke about how it was going to be aces

Finally, the obligatory look how bad (or good) my hand was when people chop

[jba]

you fold 94o preflop and the cards accidentally flip up. whole table shouts "oooooo he's so tight"/"I raise those!!"/"there goes all my outs!"

[Nate.]

Some player: "Quads." [Shows down.]
Five people at the table: "THAT'S ALL?!"

For what it's worth I've heard this much more often in Atlantic City than anywhere else.

[youtalkfunny]

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I'm tired of saying "nice hand".

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[Tom Bayes]

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you fold 94o preflop and the cards accidentally flip up. whole table shouts "oooooo he's so tight"/"I raise those!!"/"there goes all my outs!"

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If you really want to freak people out, fold something like K4o or (shudder) A4o. Most low-limit players will think you are insane for folding any ace preflop, no matter the action ahead of you.

[Georgia Avenue]

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I'll never be tired of hearing "nice hand".

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I do sometimes say "I was on a draw-draw" when I turn my busted-bluff on the river...Is that terrible?

For some reason I hear: "Winner-winner chicken dinner" a lot when someone hits runner-runner..WTF is that?

My two favorite cliches for all time--

"AiyaAH!!!!!!" Followed by ,
"GAMBOOOL!"

Sounds like home...
--GA

[spacemonkey57]

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you fold 94o preflop and the cards accidentally flip up. whole table shouts "oooooo he's so tight"/"I raise those!!"/"there goes all my outs!"

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If you really want to freak people out, fold something like K4o or (shudder) A4o. Most low-limit players will think you are insane for folding any ace preflop, no matter the action ahead of you.

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I pitched KJo UTG at Seneca Niagara once and accidentally exposed it. You would have thought I had eaten a puppy before the hand.

Of course the flop came AQT rainbow.

[CaptainCrunch]

When the flop comes A22(or any other board pair):
"Damn, sorry I folded my ducks!(or rockets, or snowmen ad nauseum)"

"Aces never hold up"

and the ever popular: Getting Furious at the dealer for a random even they have no control over (Especially so when there's an autoshuffler)

[Coffee]

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Ive also heard people say " I was on a pair draw"

[/ QUOTE ] I say this one...it's usually good for a chuckle...especially if I'm cultivating a maniac image that night.

[_TKO_]

Flipping up a busted 65s straight flush on the river: "Straight flush, les bitches!!"