I donated plasma today

[_brady_]

Beat: I got a 932894928398 inch diameter metal pole stuck into my arm

Brag: The nurse was hot
<font color="white">Beat: The nurse was a dude</font>

Variance: I peed into a dixie cup, and got some on my hands

[yvesaint]

why is this in bbv

[The Blunt]

gayest thread so far

[Dan87]

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gayest thread so far

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in your long history of viewing threads this must be the worst

[_brady_]

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why is this in bbv

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Cause I mistook it for BBV4Life.

[SpecT]

i thort u were talking bout a plasma tv and i was like, wtf u donating plasma tvs for

[blutarski]

Do they give you porn to look at to help the process?

[LionelHutz00]

sucker

[Anderzone]

NH Bradyams. I highly recommend donating plasma or platelets to anyone who feels their chosen livelihood contributes nothing (or less) to society, the community, the economy, capitalism, the GNP, the advancement of the species, your fellow man, etc. and feels at least a little bad about that.

The process is a bit of a drag but not difficult. The time expense is no big deal since you can watch a dvd or use your laptop (with wifi and poker, at least at my blood bank) during the 90 minute donation. The hardest part is resisting giving joke answers when a nurse asks you the same pre-donation questions about possible AIDS exposure every damn time you donate. ("Have you traveled to the Congo? Have you had sex with anyone who has traveled to the Congo? Have you had sex with a man--since 1977?")

I hit the 9 gallon mark and a two outer against matusow the same day, proving the karmic benefits to anyone who would refuse to donate platelets on the grounds that it's not +EV.

[barryc83]

I donated plasma twice when I was a freshman in college. I remember listening to all the crackheads talk about using the money to buy dope when the needle was still in their arm. What a horrible experience.