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_brady_ 01-20-2007 10:19 PM

I donated plasma today
 
Beat: I got a 932894928398 inch diameter metal pole stuck into my arm

Brag: The nurse was hot
<font color="white">Beat: The nurse was a dude</font>

Variance: I peed into a dixie cup, and got some on my hands

yvesaint 01-20-2007 10:19 PM

Re: I donated plasma today
 
why is this in bbv

The Blunt 01-20-2007 10:27 PM

Re: I donated plasma today
 
gayest thread so far

Dan87 01-20-2007 10:28 PM

Re: I donated plasma today
 
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gayest thread so far

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in your long history of viewing threads this must be the worst

_brady_ 01-20-2007 10:29 PM

Re: I donated plasma today
 
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why is this in bbv

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Cause I mistook it for BBV4Life.

SpecT 01-20-2007 10:31 PM

Re: I donated plasma today
 
i thort u were talking bout a plasma tv and i was like, wtf u donating plasma tvs for

blutarski 01-20-2007 10:34 PM

Re: I donated plasma today
 
Do they give you porn to look at to help the process?

LionelHutz00 01-20-2007 11:11 PM

Re: I donated plasma today
 
sucker

Anderzone 01-20-2007 11:42 PM

Re: I donated plasma today
 
NH Bradyams. I highly recommend donating plasma or platelets to anyone who feels their chosen livelihood contributes nothing (or less) to society, the community, the economy, capitalism, the GNP, the advancement of the species, your fellow man, etc. and feels at least a little bad about that.

The process is a bit of a drag but not difficult. The time expense is no big deal since you can watch a dvd or use your laptop (with wifi and poker, at least at my blood bank) during the 90 minute donation. The hardest part is resisting giving joke answers when a nurse asks you the same pre-donation questions about possible AIDS exposure every damn time you donate. ("Have you traveled to the Congo? Have you had sex with anyone who has traveled to the Congo? Have you had sex with a man--since 1977?")

I hit the 9 gallon mark and a two outer against matusow the same day, proving the karmic benefits to anyone who would refuse to donate platelets on the grounds that it's not +EV.

barryc83 01-20-2007 11:47 PM

Re: I donated plasma today
 
I donated plasma twice when I was a freshman in college. I remember listening to all the crackheads talk about using the money to buy dope when the needle was still in their arm. What a horrible experience.


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